The Fish 10856 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I can just see it How? You mean, the relegated Steve Bruce that is (I think) still under contract with Hull? That Steve Bruce? There isn't some other Steve Bruce that would make more sense? Like Professor of Sociology Steve Bruce - from the University of Aberdeen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 i'm revising my stance and am now in the anyone but carver or bruce camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Pede 0 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Might have been horseshit, but the mate who told me is an ex-pro and has no reason to make that kind of thing up. The guy who told him may have been disgruntled, but... I dunno... seems in line with other reports? I wouldn't put it past him, loosing interest if things are going wrong between him and the board. And he fell out with the board at nearly every other club he've been at. He certainly is gifted, but he's a liability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I wouldn't put it past him, loosing interest if things are going wrong between him and the board. And he fell out with the board at nearly every other club he've been at. He certainly is gifted, but he's a liability. Well, given how endearing our lot are, he's sure to get along famously with them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 i'm revising my stance and am now in the anyone but carver or bruce camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 How? You mean, the relegated Steve Bruce that is (I think) still under contract with Hull? That Steve Bruce? There isn't some other Steve Bruce that would make more sense? Like Professor of Sociology Steve Bruce - from the University of Aberdeen? I can see him resigning. You do know contracts mean fuck all in football nowadays? I know we're talking Ashley who will go for the cheapest option like so it would mean buying out Bruce, but I just have a feeling Bruce will resign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I heard in training at Swansea he'd tell players to get changed if the passed it long or took more than two touches. He banned mobiles and would make players sit through hours of video about mountain climbing and wilderness survival. Twice he cancelled training when it was raining and ordered the players in for more vids on mountaineering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Laudrup is not happening. The shitheads will wait to appoint anyone as they will want to spend whatever it is they plan to spend without interference. Then it will be too late to get their man 'over the line'. Then we'll start the season with a better squad and Carver in charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I heard in training at Swansea he'd tell players to get changed if the passed it long or took more than two touches. He banned mobiles and would make players sit through hours of video about mountain climbing and wilderness survival. Twice he cancelled training when it was raining and ordered the players in for more vids on mountaineering. The mobile banning isnt a bad thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Laudrup is not happening. The shitheads will wait to appoint anyone as they will want to spend whatever it is they plan to spend without interference. Then it will be too late to get their man 'over the line'. Then we'll start the season with a better squad and Carver in charge. i do hope that even ashley isn't moronic enough to appoint carver. i suspect you'r right though and we'll take ages to appoint someone and that they won't have a say in recruitment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 The other thing was that players took turns in washing his car and he would encourage them to make up little ditties in his honour and sing them to each other after training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 The other thing was that players took turns in washing his car and he would encourage them to make up little ditties in his honour and sing them to each other after training. Even if that isn't true I'm going to believe it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 The other thing was that players took turns in washing his car and he would encourage them to make up little ditties in his honour and sing them to each other after training. At the end at Swansea he was doing some sessions in Danish and barking Kierkegaard quotes regarding individualism and the human reality at the attacking players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Am I allowed to make predictions with certainty yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I can see him resigning. You do know contracts mean fuck all in football nowadays? I know we're talking Ashley who will go for the cheapest option like so it would mean buying out Bruce, but I just have a feeling Bruce will resign. I'll tug off Bernie Slaven in Fenwicks window while I bath Lee Ryder's balls in the spittle from my tongue if it's Steve Bruce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 BAN THIS SICKO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I'll tug off Bernie Slaven in Fenwicks window while I bath Lee Ryder's balls in the spittle from my tongue if it's Steve Bruce. You dirty sod! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) At the end at Swansea he was doing some sessions in Danish and barking Kierkegaard quotes regarding individualism and the human reality at the attacking players. I heard that. He would jazz up working with the strikers who were informed about the purity of striking the ball along the lines of the Dogma collective. However I think he went too far when he tried to ban the use of Welsh in the city center. Edited May 26, 2015 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15524 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Am I allowed to make predictions with certainty yet? Is it still a prediction if it's with certainty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Is it still a prediction if it's with certainty? You can be certain "in your own mind", surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKANDWHITEGEORDIE 0 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 JFH being quoted in the Sun as next Head Coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Jools 'Fuck' Holland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Would have thought JFH is too no nonsense for out set up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 JFH being quoted in the Sun as next Head Coach. Done a good job at Burton, but can't see it myself. He's been reported as wanting to earn his stripes at a lower level, instead of just trading on his reputation and getting a top job -ahem- John Barnes -ahem-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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