Makom 0 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 (edited) I wouldn't normally give a shit, but it's the only football on this summer (albeit exclusive to BT Sport apparently). The 27-man provisional England squad was announced today. Unsurprisingly, no NUFC players in it. Is that a first? England group stage: 18 Jun - Portugal, 21 Jun - Sweden, 24 Jun - Italy Goalkeepers Marcus Bettinelli (Fulham) Jonathan Bond (Watford) Jack Butland (Stoke City) Defenders Calum Chambers (Arsenal) Eric Dier (Tottenham Hotspur) Luke Garbutt (Everton) Ben Gibson (Middlesbrough) Carl Jenkinson (Arsenal, on loan at West Ham United) Michael Keane (Burnley) Liam Moore (Leicester City) John Stones (Everton) Matt Targett (Southampton) Midfielders Tom Carroll (Tottenham Hotspur, on loan at Swansea City) Nathaniel Chalobah (Chelsea) Will Hughes (Derby County) Jake Forster-Caskey (Brighton & Hove Albion) Jesse Lingard (Manchester United) Ruben Loftus-Cheek (Chelsea) Alex Pritchard (Tottenham Hotspur) Nathan Redmond (Norwich City) James Ward-Prowse (Southampton) Forwards Benik Afobe (Wolverhampton Wanderers) Patrick Bamford (Chelsea, on loan at Middlesbrough) Saido Berahino (West Bromwich Albion) Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspur) Danny Ings (Burnley) Cauley Woodrow (Fulham) Edited June 3, 2015 by Makom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 James Ward-Prowse, Ruben Loftus-Cheek and Jake Forster-Caskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Huw Jare-Soul. Mike Hunt-Reeks Heywood Jar-Blomy Etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5295 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 You have to hand it to Mako like, he creates content on here. Depressing that there are no NUFC players in there though. Not that it's surprising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 My bowels have content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5295 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 My bowels have content. We should be grateful that your bowels can't type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 60 tpm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5295 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 That took me a while...longer than I think it should have.... In conclusion - I don't think that's healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 How quick per assay though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Depends on whether I use both sides of the paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Any works in the pubic library Fist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 War and Piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 A Tale of Two Shittys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 That's a diaorread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5295 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I'm just gonna go right ahead and refuse to accept responsibility for the next couple of pages of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Richard III Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 The chOdyssey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 That's a diaorread. It's in it's first run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5295 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Good God... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I'm just gonna go right ahead and refuse to accept responsibility for the next couple of pages of this thread. This is just the sort of healthy, earthy discourse Mako was hoping for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5295 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 This is just the sort of healthy, earthy discourse Mako was hoping for. You know what, it probably was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 He'll confirm either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5295 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I think Mako gets a hard time on here, he's genuinely putting some effort in. I think his posts have a 70:30 split in favour of being utter bollocks, but there's some substance there. I'm a happy drunk though, and it may be adversely affecting my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Hotel du Cac- Anita Brooker Night Shit - Stephen King The Turd Man- Graeme Green. This is culture, lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Night Shit? Fuck me, what about The Shiting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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