desmondTUTU 0 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Bomba clart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33835 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 (edited) Straight outta Swindon, Crazy mother fucker named 'Ranger', In a hotel, the women smelling danger, Desmond likes him, And that is even stranger, 'plunge!' 'plunge!' 'plunge!' Yeah sumthin' like that getting 'rusty' water on his customers mat. Edited March 8, 2014 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I'm not the only one who likes him either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33835 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 His solicitor does well out of him to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Straight outta Swindon, Crazy mother fucker named 'Ranger', In a hotel, the women smelling danger, Desmond likes him, And that is even stranger, 'plunge!' 'plunge!' 'plunge!' Yeah sumthin' like that getting 'rusty' water on his customers mat. I'm picturing Desmond accompanying this on the Rusty Trombone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/nile-ranger-rape-probe-two-6783288 POLICE IN NO ACTION SHOCK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 So he's dead then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 His solicitor does well out of him to be fair. And the gravy train keeps on running. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-26706371 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nile-ranger-caught-cctv-hitting-3463624 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 As soon as I saw this bumped I thought 'what has he done now'. Hopefully the CCTV footage should be enough to get him sent down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-27178032 Absolute cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nile-ranger-caught-cctv-hitting-3463624 Two mentions of us before they actually name the club he plays for. He's had nothing to do with us for a while now, shame we keep getting mentioned by association. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Give the lad the benefit of the doubt, she might have dissed one of a brother's home boys for all we know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Well you know how those ghetto people are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33835 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Two mentions of us before they actually name the club he plays for. He's had nothing to do with us for a while now, shame we keep getting mentioned by association. Getting beyond a joke now. Was a bit part player in our 2nd div season and has been gone for a good while now. He's fuck all to do with us. Well you know how those ghetto people are. He'll never get to Ghetto heaven..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-27194758 Clearly the victim has decided that she deserved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Why in the fuck are we still discussing this waste of space. He's not our player anymore. Delete the topic, I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 And he has gotten away with another one. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-27378415 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatty 24 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Still has the cash for competent representation then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TobamorisRevenge 0 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 a quality player for a quality club.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2693548/Leeds-offer-former-Newcastle-Swindon-striker-Nile-Ranger-trial.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 a quality player for a quality club.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2693548/Leeds-offer-former-Newcastle-Swindon-striker-Nile-Ranger-trial.html in a quality paper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2991 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 “This is my last chance, so I need to take it. I would be a fool to act up again." “The biggest killer for me is because it hurts my mum – people know I am her son. It hurts to see that, so I want to put things right – 100 per cent." “I understand I have done a lot off the pitch, but it is not too late. I don’t drink at all any more - I am just focused. I have been trying to keep fit, waiting for the next opportunity. I am cleaning up my image and behaving myself." “People used to talk about how Gazza was the man at Newcastle, but would do all the off-the-field antics. I have a proper clean slate now, in the past I have always had something on me." That case I had with the girl affected me massively. I put on a front so I don’t show it, but I was hurt – I was all over the place. I always care, I don’t show it but deep down I care.” “Sitting at home was annoying – my head was gone as I was out for the season.” “I was a hot prospect. When I sat by myself I’d think, ‘How did it come to this’?” “I lost a bit of love for the game when all the cases were going on. It was never ending, it was one after another." “Newcastle were making me train with the Academy. They were pushing me out of the first team. I signed a long deal and they wanted me to ask for a transfer." “Then there was a stage when I was injured and I was coming in late. I would get often stopped by the police." “I am a strong character though, because certain people in my position would crumble – be finished, done – and I ain’t crumbled yet.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 I am a cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Poor misunderstood Nile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 What a bell end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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