Blastronaut 1333 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 On 03/04/2023 at 19:34, Renton said: When you said you were dying Because of your respiratory health You didn’t mention you were lying, yeah Why don't you just go fuck yourself 🎵 23 hours ago, Renton said: "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars up skirts". MF'd your Wilde quote there MF. I feel personally attacked here man. I'd like to reiterate that my respiratory health concerns are as genuine as my claims to being a big fan of Wilde. I'm not well versed or educated in either, but both have forced me to seriously reconsider a lot of my life choices, albeit in different ways and at different times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11274 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 11 hours ago, Renton said: FFS. Thats's the bad news. The good news (for me) is I'm rapidly reaching the age range where I honestly don't give a fuck anymore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Ah fuck, not only did I miss that this was the Eurovision thread but I also hadn't realised there was an entry this year that was "Edgar Allen Poe" themed. Imagine the mad cunt will be turning in his grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 On 09/05/2023 at 21:04, Renton said: Dana is looking fucking great nowadays. And I am reaching MF levels of mid life crisis pervosity. Not just you. I’ve had to hide my erection with my yarmulke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Oh dear. Mae Muller can't sing live. Oh well. I think the Israeli lass wins it like, she was fucking smoking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17262 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 I liked Spain and I think it was the Estonia lass with the cracking pins? And the half dozen in pink? might be Czech’s? Israel slapper nil points fer me like, fuckin trying too hard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 6 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: I liked Spain and I think it was the Estonia lass with the cracking pins? And the half dozen in pink? might be Czech’s? Israel slapper nil points fer me like, fuckin trying too hard Get tae fuck. I think we may have diametrically opposed eurovision tastes. 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17262 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 14 minutes ago, Renton said: Get tae fuck. I think we may have diametrically opposed eurovision tastes. 👍 Sorry, it was Lithuania with the legs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 As of midnight tomorrow, unless @Meenzerintervenes beforehand, I am definitely changing this thread title to Blartovision. It’s been ridiculous 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17262 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 The Israel slapper is sat listening to the votes coming in with a dildo strapped to her head…. did someone mention she’s trying too hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: The Israel slapper is sat listening to the votes coming in with a dildo strapped to her head…. did someone mention she’s trying too hard? Harsh tbh. Who amongst us, in our greatest moment, hasn’t simply forgotten about the Mandingo Mauler strapped to our noggin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: The Israel slapper is sat listening to the votes coming in with a dildo strapped to her head…. did someone mention she’s trying too hard? It's a unicorn horn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Btw, for all that these young, nubile, dildo wearing lasses are top notch, I’d climb over all of them for a 1 minute “pay at the pump” with Hannah Waddingham. Top notch Milf. I reckon even Meenz would have a go. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Fucking hell, second last thanks to Germany saving us from humiliation. Normal service is resumed after Sam Ryder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9775 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Btw, for all that these young, nubile, dildo wearing lasses are top notch, I’d climb over all of them for a 1 minute “pay at the pump” with Hannah Waddingham. Top notch Milf. I reckon even Meenz would have a go. I’d rather given her a bite of German sausage than just offering her some biscuits. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9775 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, Renton said: Fucking hell, second last thanks to Germany saving us from humiliation. Normal service is resumed after Sam Ryder. Our contribution actually didn’t deserve to be last. We should be much, much lower. Doing German taste very, very proud. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 3 minutes ago, Isegrim said: I’d rather given her a bite of German sausage than just offering her some biscuits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Sweden now equalling Ireland's record. Meanwhile at @ewerk's house. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Sweden’s owld boiler wins. Just a thought- if Benny and Björn had been called Sven and Dolph, we’d be looking at a whole different history of Eurovision 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17262 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 @Meenzer why hasn’t this esteemed forum been informed of this blatant subterfuge regarding this issue? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 I’ve heard the UKs entry on the radio and thought it was a decent little pop song but it sounded absolutely awful on the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44881 Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 7 minutes ago, ewerk said: a decent little pop song 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9775 Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Sweden’s owld boiler wins. Just a thought- if Benny and Björn had been called Sven and Dolph, we’d be looking at a whole different history of Eurovision What if the girls were called Christa and Tara, and the lads were called Udo and Nils? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 10 minutes ago, Renton said: What if the girls were called Christa and Tara, and the lads were called Udo and Nils? It would give a whole new meaning to some of their songs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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