Meenzer 15518 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Semi-finals tonight and Thursday on BBC Three, grand final on Saturday night as usual. Tonight's offerings include Moldovan soft porn with a police uniform fetish, disabled Finnish punks, hi-NRG disco trash from a fat Serbian girl, and holier than thou peace balladry from Russia, of all places. How can you resist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5217 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I'm sure Eurovision comes round more than once a year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Is it true that De Gea's bird is the Spanish entry? Heard it this afternoon on Talksport, as they tried to turn that into the reason why he's off to RM, on account of her being based in Madrid for her singing career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11359 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Semi-finals tonight and Thursday on BBC Three, grand final on Saturday night as usual. Tonight's offerings include Moldovan soft porn with a police uniform fetish, disabled Finnish punks, hi-NRG disco trash from a fat Serbian girl, and holier than thou peace balladry from Russia, of all places. How can you resist? Looks like my nights TV viewing is sorted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted May 19, 2015 Author Share Posted May 19, 2015 Is it true that De Gea's bird is the Spanish entry? Heard it this afternoon on Talksport, as they tried to turn that into the reason why he's off to RM, on account of her being based in Madrid for her singing career. It is indeed. The Spanish staging is "special" even by Eurovision standards - capes, ballroom dancing, projections, the lot. If anything, she might want to move to Manchester to escape the shame of it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7295 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Go Australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I'm going to get some cheap, dodgy vodka from B&M Bargains and drink 11 vodka and oranges while watching this. Can't wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I can't believe we accepted the invitation to sing in this, fucking embarrassment!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I can't believe we accepted the invitation to sing in this and sent that horrible cunt Guy Sebastian as our entrant, it's more than fucking embarrassing!! FYP. I would have almost watched it if we had sent TISM. Them and the disabled Finnish punks would have made a great night of music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I can remember many a Eurovision bet with DanTheMan on here. Only way I could possibly get interested. Hope Australia win just for the nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 My minge sensor just twitched- Did someone say Moldovan soft porn fetish Police uniforms??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 My minge sensor just twitched- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Douze points! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=88&v=GGxdgKFQTz4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11359 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17239 Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Randomly catching the last 15 mins of the semi final as we speak @Meenzer ........ I quite enjoyed Armeia but the current Mrs PL really wasn't keen in any way on Latvia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30535 Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Given that it's being staged in Ukraine this year, why did I see men putting up German Eurovision banners in Hamburg this afternoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Probably @Meenzer's bat signal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 13 hours ago, ewerk said: Given that it's being staged in Ukraine this year, why did I see men putting up German Eurovision banners in Hamburg this afternoon? All the myriad of gay festivals are starting. Whole streets cordoned off and loads of free music and shit expensive cocktails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted May 10, 2017 Author Share Posted May 10, 2017 16 hours ago, ewerk said: Given that it's being staged in Ukraine this year, why did I see men putting up German Eurovision banners in Hamburg this afternoon? They present the German votes from the Reeperbahn every year, accompanied by a public viewing of the show and some "live" music before and after. Never especially appealed to me, but you know the Germans and their organised fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30535 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Oh there certainly appears to be plenty of fun to be had on the Reeperbahn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Meenzer said: They present the German votes from the Reeperbahn every year, accompanied by a public viewing of the show and some "live" music before and after. Never especially appealed to me, but you know the Germans and their organised fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35056 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Socks half-filled with sand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 Second semi-final tonight folks, BBC FOUR at 8pm. We've got yodel-rap, Irish twinks, Belarusian folksters and a fat Croatian man doing a bilingual popera duet with himself. All quite standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30535 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Some of these Tories take Eurovision very seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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