Haydnator 45 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 (edited) So, final game of the season is against Big Sam and will determine whether we are a Premier League club for 2015/16. But, rather than watching the dross on the pitch at St. James' Park next Sunday all fans will have their phones in their sweaty palms constantly refreshing the score for Hull vs Man United. If Newcastle win, regardless of the Hull-Man U result, Newcastle are safe If Hull fail to win, Newcastle are safe regardless of their result vs West Ham If Hull and Newcastle both win the mackems will be in the bottom 3 (haha) If Newcastle draw or lose and Hull win, we are down No one is confident for this game so I'm going to go 1-2 to West Ham. This should be fun. Edited May 17, 2015 by Haydnator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Well we won't win, so it all comes down to what the teams around us are capable of doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 3-0 loss, it's completely down to Hull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'm gonna use the split screen function on premierleaguepass for the first time. My prediction: It's gonna be fucking shit whatever happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Look, the Hammers have their flip flops on and absolutely no reason to take the field. There is absolutely no reason we won't pick up the three points we need against one of the worst teams in the league. All of this pointless pessimism is counterproductive. Newcastle 1 2 Hammers Wonder who the creepy looking middle aged Dutch woman will start against Hull? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Fat Sam will be trying his best to get them up for it like, he'll be desperate to do his bit in our relegation party. Scary that our last three games of the season have all come against poor sides who have absolutely fuck all to play for and we'll manage 1 point in total Fucking appalling, the mental bit is if we manage to escape this mess by Hull losing you know that Carver will come out after the 3-0 loss against West Ham with a full shit eating grin announcing how he has steered the team clear of relegation and that he believes he has proven he deserves the job full time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 How many points per game has he got? Is it into negative yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted May 17, 2015 Author Share Posted May 17, 2015 How many points per game has he got? Is it into negative yet? Just worked it out. 0.58 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted May 17, 2015 Author Share Posted May 17, 2015 Anything other than a win would allow Hull to catch us by beating Manchester United, although two defeats for the mackems at Arsenal and Chelsea could still mean a point would see us safe, depending on goal difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Fat Sam will be trying his best to get them up for it like, he'll be desperate to do his bit in our relegation party. Scary that our last three games of the season have all come against poor sides who have absolutely fuck all to play for and we'll manage 1 point in total Fucking appalling, the mental bit is if we manage to escape this mess by Hull losing you know that Carver will come out after the 3-0 loss against West Ham with a full shit eating grin announcing how he has steered the team clear of relegation and that he believes he has proven he deserves the job full time. It's Jabbas last game in charge so I don't think he'll give a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 1 point maximum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 It's Jabbas last game in charge so I don't think he'll give a shit.Even more incentive, he'll beat us 3-0 we go down after Hull flukes a win and the mackems will have a statue up of him before he even arrives to sign a contract with them to be their new manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted May 17, 2015 Author Share Posted May 17, 2015 My team next Sunday: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 3 up front would be better for hoofing tbf. You're already ahead of Carver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted May 17, 2015 Author Share Posted May 17, 2015 3 up front would be better for hoofing tbf. You're already ahead of Carver. My dog's left bollock is ahead of Carver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 We'll smash em, 4-0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 If we beat them, and we beat them convincingly, with style and attacking football, then I think a pitch invasion demanding answers for they've been such useless cunts before today would be well in order. Maybe remind one or two of them why it's called the Gallowgate......for next season like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 The makers will lose against both arsenal and Chelsea.hull will lose to Man Utd and we will lose to West Ham.job done by carver.a new manager will be appointed and carver will be the spy in the camp for ashley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 That reminds me....if we don't beat West Ham, then Sunderland will finish above us even if they lose their remaining two games. And even if we draw against West Ham, they still have to lose those two games by a net 6 goals for us to finish above them. So there we have it - Carver & the team's motivation to win this game is not only to ensure our Premier League survival, but to ensure the natural order of football in the north east is maintained. So....it's a nailed on defeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2978 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 My team next Sunday: I'd pick the Coward ahead of The Fucking Cunts but otherwise good setup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 1 point maximum. why so gloomy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 why so gloomy? Cos I want to be a joyless moribund bastard like the rest of you, it seems so easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 This'll be on Sky wont it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 If Arsenal beat Sunderland on Wednesday the only things left to be sorted will be the final relegation spot and the wafa cup spots. I would assume the relegation games will be considered more interesting and therefore on Sky. Our actually game will no doubt be the same as most of our others this season. Dull as fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Aren't the final day games all at 3pm and not on tv? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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