Makom 0 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 He was bitterly disappointed. See, that has to prove he's one of us, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 He definitely is a member He'll be wrecked on Pimms at the minute, oyster juice stains up his shirt, prematurely celebrating next week's victory against West Ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Garth Crooks has just come out and said he thinks it'll be us who go down, which is making me feel more optimistic already. His comment in this Team of the Week is still less inexplicable than him still having a job at the BBC. And I quote: I was speaking to my uncle Ben on Saturday and said that Aaron Ramsey was almost certain to be the unanimous choice for footballer of the year. He took the glass of champagne out of my hand and said: 'You mean Wayne Rooney, don't you?' I told him that he had made a very good point and promptly went home. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25179631 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5219 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Amazing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 He's insanely arrogant in his post match interviews for a man on the kind of run that we're currently on. Not sure if it's arrogance or just being plain thick as pig shit. Probably both tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Not sure if it's arrogance or just being plain thick as pig shit. Probably both tbh. It's an absolutely charming combination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I didn't see the game, but I'm guessing the reason we lost is a little bit more complicated than the one he offered - our apparent failure to get enough crosses in for the two strikers up front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted May 16, 2015 Author Share Posted May 16, 2015 Garth Crooks has just come out and said he thinks it'll be us who go down, which is making me feel more optimistic already. Garh Crooks is an awful pundit who's always hated us. So, I agree with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 The fucking state of him man, looks more like some fucker who gets caught fly tipping than a football manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 The fucking state of him man, looks more like some fucker who gets caught fly tipping than a football manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 The fucking state of him man, looks more like some fucker who gets caught fly tipping than a football manager. I bet he's giggling at a recent fart in that picture. Possibly not even his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I bet he's giggling at a recent fart in that picture. Possibly not even his own.[emoji3] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I also reckon he does the classic "scoop and cup" with his farts, transporting them straight from arse to unwilling victim's nostril. He'll have done everyone at the club bar Ashley with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted May 16, 2015 Author Share Posted May 16, 2015 He probably eats from Ashley's toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Sad to see the away fans singing their heads off after the goal, what kind of delusion are they operating under? This team, this manager, this club while it remains Ashley's, will never be worthy of such adulation. Riviere's goal was just a long kick from Krul then a miskick - that's mackem/Allardyce level shite that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Sad to see the away fans singing their heads off after the goal, what kind of delusion are they operating under? Probably at least 5 tins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monroe Transfer 0 Posted May 16, 2015 Author Share Posted May 16, 2015 (edited) Sad to see the away fans singing their heads off after the goal, what kind of delusion are they operating under? This team, this manager, this club while it remains Ashley's, will never be worthy of such adulation. Riviere's goal was just a long kick from Krul then a miskick - that's mackem/Allardyce level shite that. Or they could just be supporting their team, celebrating something going right for once, and encouraging them to go on and keep/increase their lead. What a weird thing to say. Should they just have sat down when a goal is scored that could have very well have kept us in the division for another season? Delusion, for fuck's sake. Edited May 16, 2015 by Monroe Transfer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 My mistake, obviously they had seen something up to that point that warranted celebrating and thought more was to come, rather than what it was, a momentary abberration in what is now an entirely predictable pattern of play. Like I said, delusional, or yes, quite possibly pissed and not seeing straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 In the words of the commentator at half time, QPR were playing so shit we should feel aggrieved if we came away with just a 1-0 win - and we saw how that turned out. Obviously cheer our goal, that's understandable, but they were singing for 10 minutes as if they were watching us at our best. If it wasn't simply being done in irony, then yes, it's got to be mass delusion. The time has long since passed that this team, this manager, deserves blind support like that. Colo can stick his letters up his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I find their exuberant advocacy laudable, however I appreciate this alacrity is brutally juxtaposed with the true narrative of our situation under the nefarious megalomaniac Mike Ashley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Riviere's goal was just a long kick from Krul then a miskick - that's mackem/Allardyce level shite that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Is this the game where everyone will finally go full essembee on all of the players? Not just on this forum but the entire fanbase... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5219 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Is this the game where everyone will finally go full essembee on all of the players? Not just on this forum but the entire fanbase... Not sure if humanity could handle that tbh... sounds like an Armageddon scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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