Mike Ashley to build statue of HIMSELF outside St James Park. Protest planned for last home game of the season (May 24th)

[FailMuch 0]

Mike Ashley is set to build a statue of himself outside St James Park. Here is the original story but it's been tweeted by a lot of NUFC fan groups.

 

Protest planned for last home game vs West Ham at 3pm. Link to facebook event:

 

[removed link as to not provide morons with attention]

[Gemmill 46023]

Fail much?

[Park Life 71]

I reckon he should do it. Like a fat Nero with a toga and shit.

[Sonatine 11542]

Something like this would do, just replace that little fucker with Derek Lambeezee.

 

[Gemmill 46023]

I reckon he should do it. Like a fat Nero with a toga and shit.

 

One of these on his head.

 

[Park Life 71]

They've decided on this.

 

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

[FailMuch 0]

 

as much as i love someone talking shite, while running nonsense articles in a desperate attempt to drive traffic towards their "football news" site/pages

you really need to try better as that is beyond pathetic.

 

Tenner says you're on twitter begging people for retweets on whatever the article is as well.

It's a satire football news site. Writing the word 'satire' in the title might make it a little too obvious. The idea is that football fans such as yourself would very easily be able to tell that it's a satirical article as it's obviously a crazy idea. It might be also funny if some people who know less about football "outed themselves" (so to speak) by sharing a story like this. Don't think there's much wrong with that personally...

[PaddockLad 17643]

Yeah put the link back up Ant ya fuckin old killjoy

[FailMuch 0]

Yeah put the link back up Ant ya fuckin old killjoy

Hopefully I won't get kicked! Not trying to piss people off, just have a bit of fun!!

 

Let me know if anyone falls for it!

Edited May 4, 2015 by Ant
you did... we charge for sponsored articles promoting guff

[ewerk 31195]

Yeah put the link back up Ant ya fuckin old killjoy

It really wasn't worth the 30 seconds it took to read it.

[The Fish 10963]

 

no chance, he even picked "ireland" for his country, fecking irish coming on here taking our traffic

He's also not having a bit of fun he's trying to drive traffic to his "comedy" (this better not be you @@The Fish) blog/news site by posting it on forums/twitter pending on what club it'll be related to. (see the twitter search)

Get fucked.

 

My comedy is gold.

[Andrew 4856]

Come on Ant, I'd already edited the links so they didn't go anywhere.

[Rayvin 5295]

 

no chance, he even picked "ireland" for his country, fecking irish coming on here taking our traffic

He's also not having a bit of fun he's trying to drive traffic to his "comedy" (this better not be you @@The Fish) blog/news site by posting it on forums/twitter pending on what club it'll be related to. (see the twitter search)