The Fish 10963 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Catching a glimpse of your reflection in just blazer and shirt and thinking "now this is a look I could do something with", then having that thought beaten right out of your head, only for it to resurface years later. Blazers? What kind of Etonian Twatcademy did you go to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35571 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 I love his grumpy old man take on Father Christmas Aye, read that as a nipper. Much better than The Snowman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35571 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Reebok pumps I didn't have a pair of them but I had a truly dreadful pair of Roos and LA Gear. Massive tongues Remember Troops as well. LA Gear man I had a ridiculous pair of Converse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35571 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Blazers? What kind of Etonian Twatcademy did you go to? Finishing school for comedy writers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 6 weeks holidays When I was nine, on the Friday everyone broke up for the six weeks holiday, we were playing cricket in the back lane when my mate advanced down the wicket trying to hit the ball and succeeded in whacking me in the mouth with the bat. It split my lip and I had to have two stiches but thinking back it couldn't have been that hard as I didn't lose any teeth or need an xray for a broken jaw. Pisser was I wasn't allowed out for two weeks of the six weeks holiday (for no logical reason I can remember) - seemed like a lifetime at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 (edited) Fuck me it's the Chuckle Brothers. To be fair to you, my parents' divorce was an endless game of "to me, to me, to me, no, to me". Anyway, you stole my porn mag memory, the only good one I have. That was precious, untainted and sacred and now you've made it a dirty Fist thing. Maybe we were sharing the same stash? Fuck. Edited April 8, 2015 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 what do you look back on about your childhood that give you that nostalgic tingle down the back of your spine? i'll kick things off with: jumpers for goalpost games of football at school that started before 9am, continued during playtimes and dinnertime and concluded after school with a 23-22 scoreline british bulldog giant refreshers and wham bars 10p mixups that contained over 20 sweets curby bench ball attic attack on the zx spectrum marathon weekend bike rides on my bmx to the tree swing at macro, washington. like it Chopper bikes with playing cards on the spokes Elite on the BBC computer Space dust Silly putty Chesterfields at 1 pound a packet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 3107 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 what do you look back on about your childhood that give you that nostalgic tingle down the back of your spine? Watching Fish get strangled with his own tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 To be fair to you, my parents' divorce was an endless game of "to me, to me, to me, no, to me". Anyway, you stole my porn mag memory, the only good one I have. That was precious, untainted and sacred and now you've made it a dirty Fist thing. Maybe we were sharing the same stash? Fuck. Before I stuck them together,pages 50-56 of Best of Razzle 1984 were spectacular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Watching Fish get strangled with his own tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22143 Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 The Naf Naf jumper craze and the copies they spawned. Dready hoodies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Eclipse jeans? The one with the bloke smoking a spliff on the back pocket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Cabrini jackets too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Kids tv celebrities not being paedophiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 My mountain bike had those massive plastic discs covering the whole wheel. The bike fucking took off when it was windy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33829 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Cabrini jackets too. Guilty. Did anyone on here NOT have a parker? Snow outside, parker zipped right up so there was only a small circle hole with a view about ten inches away from your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22143 Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 friday nights as a boy was the TV night to look forward to all week. cheers followed by roseanne and whose line is it anyway on channel 4. then later on there was some american sitcom, i think it was called dream on, which made game of thrones look prudish on the nipple count. saturday mornings watching saturday superstore (later it was going live) then football focus or saint and greavsie. watching the results come in on grandstand on the videprinter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22143 Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 Guilty. Did anyone on here NOT have a parker? Snow outside, parker zipped right up so there was only a small circle hole with a view about ten inches away from your face. yeah, and on on that note - putting the parker hood on your head while keeping arms out so it flapped around like a cape while pretending to be superman during school playtime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22143 Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 like it Chopper bikes with playing cards on the spokes Elite on the BBC computer Space dust Silly putty Chesterfields at 1 pound a packet our paki shop (sorry, corner shop, but of course we all called it the former back then), selling individual regal kingsize to the local school kids for 10p a snout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 friday nights as a boy was the TV night to look forward to all week. cheers followed by roseanne and whose line is it anyway on channel 4. then later on there was some american sitcom, i think it was called dream on, which made game of thrones look prudish on the nipple count. saturday mornings watching saturday superstore (later it was going live) then football focus or saint and greavsie. watching the results come in on grandstand on the videprinter. My first regular VCR use was to tape Friday night c4 comedy during my early drinking years. Dream On was a favourite of mine - quality comedy and some great guests. I remember Julie Carmen was in it for a few episodes - top, top totty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22143 Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 space dust man - was that that chocolate dust stuff they used to sell in sweet shops? basically crushed up chocolate? on that same note - how about a trip to sweet shop for a quarter of sherbet lemons, rubarb and custard, cola cubes or bullseyes? or the craze for those american candy neckace things that if you bit half the sweet off, couldbe used to launch the other one at un unsuspecting victim like a catapult? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 yeah, and on on that note - putting the parker hood on your head while keeping arms out so it flapped around like a cape while pretending to be superman during school playtime. Or taking hold of the bottom corners and lifting them over your head so the coat catches the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35571 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 space dust man - was that that chocolate dust stuff they used to sell in sweet shops? basically crushed up chocolate? on that same note - how about a trip to sweet shop for a quarter of sherbet lemons, rubarb and custard, cola cubes or bullseyes? or the craze for those american candy neckace things that if you bit half the sweet off, couldbe used to launch the other one at un unsuspecting victim like a catapult? Space dust was what the Americans call popping candy, that stuff that crackles in your mouth. Used to love it. Had some chilli flavoured chocolate that had some of it in recently too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Watching 'why don't you?' on summer morning before being kicked out of the house to go an play. The intro to this is quite interesting. It basically says if a 2-bit TV actor approaches you in a Ford Cortina and offers you sweets, dont report him to the police, dont tell your mum there is a dangerous predatory paedophile driving around schools. No, in this case, just dont get in the car and fuck him. Just say no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22143 Posted April 9, 2015 Author Share Posted April 9, 2015 the received pronunciation on that voiceover i always found the why don't you theme tune a bit ironic - a tv show that encourages kids to turn off the telly and go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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