The away game against The Great Unwashed

[Dr Gloom 21915]

Squad is shit. Manager is shit. Owner is shit. Everything is shit

[Noelie 103]

I looked at the bench Alex.

I saw Abeid who I rate better than Gouffran.

I saw Anita who I would prefer over Gouffran

And I saw Armstrong who I would play before Riviere.

 

.........................Krul.

 

..Anita...Janmaat.....Raylor...Jonas.

 

.....Abeid........Sissoko.......Colback.

 

.....Cabella....Perez....Sammy.

 

I believe this is a better line-up than Carver's.

I have my tin hat ready.

[Tom 14011]

Squad is shit. Manager is shit. Owner is shit. Everything is shit

 

Aye.

 

You could go on for ages like, the coaches are shit, the kits are shit, the sponsors are shit, the PR is shit, etc etc

[Dr Gloom 21915]

I looked at the bench Alex.

I saw Abeid who I rate better than Gouffran.

I saw Anita who I would prefer over Gouffran

And I saw Armstrong who I would play before Riviere.

 

.........................Krul.

 

..Anita...Janmaat.....Raylor...Jonas.

 

.....Abeid........Sissoko.......Colback.

 

.....Cabella....Perez....Sammy.

 

I believe this is a better line-up than Carver's.

I have my tin hat ready.

Not sure about that back four mind Noelie

[Alex 35077]

I looked at the bench Alex.

I saw Abeid who I rate better than Gouffran.

I saw Anita who I would prefer over Gouffran

And I saw Armstrong who I would play before Riviere.

 

.........................Krul.

 

..Anita...Janmaat.....Raylor...Jonas.

 

.....Abeid........Sissoko.......Colback.

 

.....Cabella....Perez....Sammy.

 

I believe this is a better line-up than Carver's.

I have my tin hat ready.

Anita's been rubbish, albeit with some excuses perhaps, the other two are completely unproven. They could have conceivably performed better but you couldn't honestly say that's based on anything but wishful thinking. We'll have to disagree about the back four too. Either way saying Carver wants his arse kicked, or words to that effect, for not selecting your side is pretty harsh as he would've rightly got slaughtered had that side played and lost (which seems likely). Carver's not good enough but his hands were tied in terms of selection choices yesterday

[toonotl 2978]

Just watched the replay. Ate some chips and dip during so not a total waste of time.

[Tom 14011]

It doesn't matter who you've got on the pitch if your tactics are as backwards as Carver's.

[toonotl 2978]

Aimlessly hoofing the ball to our diminutive lone striker is bound to pay dividends eventually.

[Tom 14011]

I just don't understand how it hasn't clicked yet. I mean - even their goalkeeper is 6'7.

[PaddockLad 17246]

It doesn't matter who you've got on the pitch if your tactics are as backwards as Carver's.

 

We didn't have any discernable tactics yesterday as far as I could make out. The players don't have any heart because Ashley has removed all feeling and motivation from all aspects of the club. We're a fuckin shell.

[Tom 14011]

They seemed to be employing long ball tactics - but not committing to it, whilst sitting deep, it's like they were on fucking pills.

 

Pass,move, create = score.

 

Kick the ball away = Invite pressure.

[Rob W 0]

lets face it lads - we're being had

 

The owner doesn't give a stuff - he only holds on in the hope soemone will apy him a decent profit on the club

 

the 50,000 of us who turn up week in week out are just mugs

 

yesterday was just like some of our early season games (Villa away for example) - no idea, no tactics, no passion, no skill, no idea

[Howmanheyman 33163]

 

Cowards everywhere around this club, from the pitch, to the dugout, to those doing the bidding of fucking Jabba the cunt right through to the likes of Beardsley, Moncur, their media 'partners' Mick Lowes and John Anderson who won't just tell it as it is. And of course you've got this colossal clown in one of our local papers who thinks this is an apt piece the day after getting beat by relegation haunted Sunderland for the fifth game running where we not unlucky at all and lay down without a whimper or any gameplan. 'John's staying fully focused' is he, Lee? Fuck off, man. There's one bit of poison ruining this club and he's contaminating a lot of people along the way. When this ends, and I hope it isn't too long away, I sincerely hope these fucking Quislings and cowards are held to account and are ran out of the club. They are a disgrace to this club that was born out of local lads wanting to make a side and doing their best to make Newcastle the best it could be. Shame on this current mob and John Hall can fuck off as well counting his pieces of silver the fucking Thatcher loving Tory gobshite that he is.

[sammynb 3355]

It's a sad state of affairs when the player with the most cojones on the pitch, only has one.

[ADP 0]

 

We didn't have any discernable tactics yesterday as far as I could make out.

 

 

We haven't since Carver was put in charge. He is actually thick as mince when it comes to tactics. I wouldn't even offend sunday league football by making the unfair comparison. Hoof and hope.

[Howmanheyman 33163]

 

We didn't have any discernable tactics yesterday as far as I could make out. The players don't have any heart because Ashley has removed all feeling and motivation from all aspects of the club. We're a fuckin shell.

I wonder how much their players loved it when almost from the start you've got 'Iron man' Mike, 'Willo Williamson hoofing a ball upfield? I wonder if they thought, 'Here we go again, lads, we've got these beat again'?

[BLACKANDWHITEGEORDIE 0]

It was so obvious that not one of the 14 players was playing for Carver or the club or the fans. I am sick and tired of other Managers/coaches coming out and praising Carver I am sick and tired of being told to give him a chance because he is a 'Geordie'. Who cares? That is the worst away display I have seen for over 40 years. I now see media reports where he states we could be in a relegation battle. I expect him soon to start blaming Pardew for all our problems.

[BLACKANDWHITEGEORDIE 0]

How aren't either of these talentless sides going down?

They still could.

[Monroe Transfer 0]

Whilst he wasn't the worst player on the pitch yesterday, I thought Sissoko was a disgrace to the armband. He clearly doesn't care at all. Caught him strolling around far too often. I don't understand why he thinks he's worthy of playing at a top club. We've seen flashes of brilliance but a better player would show them more consistently even if he's playing for a poor side like ours.

 

He shouldn't have been playing never mind starting but I'd have given it to Jonas. Someone who does care, tries his best (nowhere near good enough at the moment, mind), seems pretty vocal, and I'd like to think is one of the most respected in the changing room.

Edited April 6, 2015 by Monroe Transfer

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

He has 1 or 2 driving runs a game, reminiscent of Gerrard and Toure at their peak. He does fuck all the other 89 mins though and is playing at his level. He'll be on the bench in no time at a bigger club

[I ♥ Daddys Cock 0]

The ref was a disgrace

 

lolz

[The Fish 10856]

... Brilliant

[Howmanheyman 33163]

I dunno why the mackems are gloating like, we were fucking awful and loaded with injuries and suspensions...and they still needed an absolute screamer to beat it.

Most other prem sides even in the lower half would've easily put 2-3 past that shambles yesterday.

 

Really doesn't look great for them like

Wanting to beat us is their raison d'etre so the fact they've done it five times on the spin is probably why they've got sore cocks and limp wrists today, I'd imagine.

[PaddockLad 17246]

Three mackems proudly(?) wearing their strips on the 1635 flight from Newcastle to Southampton today...on this plane...

 

 

Edited April 6, 2015 by PaddockLad

[The Fish 10856]

They seem to have forgotten we've beaten them five in a row as well, but we didn't crow about it because that's what is expected. The reason they're getting attention is because it is baffling. A team as shit as theirs consistently beating a team that consistently finishes higher than them in the league? just odd.