Ayatollah Hermione 14051 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 This is basically one of the only games left this season that I have any strong feelings toward, in the sense that I really want to beat Pardew. Nailed on that he wins and does it in the same spawny manner that he won most of his games here. Cue media wankfest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35573 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Aye, the press coverage will be excruciating if they beat us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I can't stand the idea of that massive bellend beating us. It's nailed on to happen though after 90 minutes of shite football and bad luck. Urgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 (edited) It just shows the levels the club has sunk to when the majority are just writing off a game against a Pardew side. Edited February 11, 2015 by Anorthernsoul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17648 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 It's a must win purely for pride. Palace 5/4 we're 19/10 so a likely draw iyam, although I've got an image of Jonas coming off the bench to score the winner and 2000 mags joining him on the pitch to celebrate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 There just seems something inevitable about his horrible grinning mug appearing on the telly with "yeah I thought we was terrific today" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5296 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 (edited) I think we'll win it. Palace are balls and Pardew's 'new manager bounce' seems to be winding down just in time. If Carver plays a cautious 'avoid losing' game though, we'll lose. We always lose when we do that. We need to attack the game. Would enjoy seeing Cabella score one. Edited February 11, 2015 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31199 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 After which he runs toward the Palace flicking the V's in Pardew's direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I think Palace will win 2 v 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 This is going to awful isn't it? Two bad teams playing bad football, under the direction of two bad managers. Pardew will get pelters from the away fans, but he'll applaud them at the end of the game that his new charges have just fluked a 1-1 draw. and I'll push my fingers into my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 This is going to awful isn't it? Two bad teams playing bad football, under the direction of two bad managers. Pardew will get pelters from the away fans, but he'll applaud them at the end of the game that his new charges have just fluked a 1-1 draw. and I'll push my fingers into my eyes. This except I think we'll lose rather than get a draw. I hate that cunt probably more than anyone in football these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Think we'll get beat. Haven't watched Palace since he took over but the only tactic that seemed to work for him here was against teams attacked us and we contained/hit on break. Carver's desire to play a more entertaining brand of football might play into Pardew's hands, and I doubt he has the nous to avoid or counteract that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Christ how bad is it that we now have a manager (sorry head coach) that we don't think can outwit Alan Pardew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Didn't he say something the other day along the lines of how it's not necessarily about winning, more about getting the three points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Pretty relieved it's not on television, to be honest I might just avoid it all together and go out for dinner instead. Palace haven't beaten us since 1998, so if you want free money, put your house on them tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Eh, you've just said draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 We will definitely get beaten and the media narrative in the aftermath will definitely be horrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9898 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 The smug grinning from the "King" will be unbearable. I might just smash my TV in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5296 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Why is everyone so convinced that Pardew is going to win this? I mean, he might do...but the general consensus was that he was a fucking shit manager wasn't it? He had much better players here than he does at Palace ffs. I think if he wins it he'll be fucking lucky to have done so. The man is a charlatan. So is Carver like, but Carver has a home advantage and better players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Away man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5296 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Ah fine. We're going to lose 2-1, Shola will get the winner and Pardew will do some kind of lap of honour at the end. Then I'll have to read all the comments in the Guardian about how delusional we all are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I've got plans tonight so will be missing the match completely, I won't be checking on the score until late this evening. I am actually looking forward to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I've got plans tonight so will be missing the match completely, I won't be checking on the score until late this evening. I am actually looking forward to it. Looking forward to missing the match completely? This is basically the best thing about following Newcastle these days. GERRIN, THEZ A FUN'RAL HALF THREE ON SATDEE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I'm gonna have a bath and read a book. An evening I like to call The Full Joan Collins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Looking forward to missing the match completely? This is basically the best thing about following Newcastle these days. Yes mate, I should have a very productive evening without any time being wasted watching that shower of shit. I feel free from the pain of following Newcastle United for once it feels superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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