Monkeys Fist 42440 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 "Vroom, vrooooooooom, eeeeeeeeeeeeeee, nuuuurrrrrr, eee, it's mint this mind, Margy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 "Vroom, vrooooooooom, eeeeeeeeeeeeeee, nuuuurrrrrr, eee, it's mint this mind, Margy!" "I'm the best driver in the league, aren't I Margy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42440 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 " Yes pet, now come on, we need to get you a new bucket and spade for Torremolinos." " Ah luv you Margy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 What an absolute fuckwit Carver is... sitting there waving vacantly with a big stupid grin on his face like he's never been in front of a camera before. Fucking hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13866 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Reckon Carver assumes he's in for it because they've told him as much to incentivise him. Ashley trying to get McClaren in a few weeks ago suggests it won't be Carver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 More pro-Carver Ryder propaganda http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-uniteds-moussa-sissoko-dedicates-9342096 Just fuck off man. He's got to be on the wind up, or more worryingly, the club are behind this as they want to do all they can to soften the blow when Carver gets the full time gig. That'll also be the day I'm done with NUFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I think HMHM is right that Carver is always up to giving Ryder the news so Ryder writes pro-Carver articles knowing if some foreign coach come in (or even one from elsewhere in the UK) they'd see him for the total fuckwit he is and not bother with his questions about how Mike Williamson is recovering from the dramatic Eastenders episode he watched and if he'll be back in the starting line up. Absolute fucking bellends the both of them and it's incredibly they're in the positions they are in, if Ryder wrote a sports blog he'd be ridiculed but somehow he gets fucking paid to write. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) Aye the pair of them remind me of the parable of the scorpion which hops a ride on the fox's back across a river and they both drown because the scorpion can't help but sting the fox. Except they're actually both just pissed up sloths who can't swim anyway and drown from sheer idiocy. Edited May 27, 2015 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Aye the pair of them remind me of the parable of the scorpion which hops a ride on the fox's back across a river and they both drown because the scorpion can't help but sting the fox. Except they're actually both just pissed up sloths who can't swim anyway and drown from sheer idiocy. Completely summed them up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Aye the pair of them remind me of the parable of the scorpion which hops a ride on the fox's back across a river and they both drown because the scorpion can't help but sting the fox. Except they're actually both just pissed up sloths who can't swim anyway and drown from sheer idiocy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Maybe Ashley has told Carver to say he is involved,in a small way,with incoming transfers which will make the incoming head coach think he will have some say with regards to incoming players.Unless quality players are brought in,the head coach may think the new signings are worse than what he already has at his disposal.A 100 % yesman would therefor be perfect.Step forward Carver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Maybe Ashley has told Carver to say he is involved,in a small way,with incoming transfers which will make the incoming head coach think he will have some say with regards to incoming players.Unless quality players are brought in,the head coach may think the new signings are worse than what he already has at his disposal.A 100 % yesman would therefor be perfect.Step forward Carver. I've read this 3 times and am no closer to understanding a bit of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I've read this 3 times and am no closer to understanding a bit of it. He's a makem who cant type. Don't bother trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Try a fourth time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2979 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I tried none. 10/10 Would not read again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2979 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Really getting nervous over the prospect of Carver getting the job. Haven't felt this nervous about NUFC since, er, Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Try a fourth time Tried it another 3 times. Tihs stenecne mkaes mroe snese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) Really getting nervous over the prospect of Carver getting the job. Haven't felt this nervous about NUFC since, er, Sunday. Fuck me you're an anxious bloke. Do you worry if the traffic lights will ever turn green again? Edited May 28, 2015 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11376 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Fuck me you're an anxious bloke. Do you worry if the traffic lights will ever turn green again? Probably looks like this most of the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Every evening he sees the sun dip below the horizon, turns to his wife, kisses her forehead and then solemnly instructs her to prepare the bunker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Being pessimistic about my shitty football club equals "fuck me you're an anxious bloke!"? Righto You're not in the slightest bit nervy about Charnley being stupid enough to give Carver the job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Being pessimistic about my shitty football club equals "fuck me you're an anxious bloke!"? Righto You're not in the slightest bit nervy about Charnley being stupid enough to give Carver the job? Nope. We've covered the myriad reasons why it makes no sense, even to someone as ignorant of football as Charnley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Fuck me you're an anxious bloke. Do you worry if the traffic lights will ever turn green again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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