ewerk 30602 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 The man is completely out of his mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 How does something being hand written stop it being a publicity stunt in any case? Apart from the fact it could have been produced subsequently, it does make any difference anyway. Incidentally it, for some reaseon, reminds me of the Viz Book of Crap Jokes. Famous people on the toilet, Neville Chamberlain "I have in my hand a piece of paper...." Aye I thought that, but honestly there are so many idiotic things that dribble from that man's jaw, I lost track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I can't believe they're going to risk Cisse its only a few days ago Carver said he hadn't even kicked a ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 How does something being hand written stop it being a publicity stunt in any case? Apart from the fact it could have been produced subsequently, it does make any difference anyway. Incidentally it, for some reaseon, reminds me of the Viz Book of Crap Jokes. Famous people on the toilet, Neville Chamberlain "I have in my hand a piece of paper...." Oh come on, as if he came up with that himself anyway wendy will have given it to him "here john, say this is colos letter and its handwritten so it has to be real" "Aye makes sense to me pet..I mean Mrs Taylor, sorry Mrs Taylor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 He's surpassed the level of hatred I had for Pardew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 895 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 It's getting a little sad watching his mental state deteriorate week by week. He needs to be sectioned before he has a full breakdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-fans-not-heeding-calls-9200342 Great article from our own Happy Face well said mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 "I’m sorry, Mike. This is not my club. You killed my club. This is YOUR club. This is YOUR mess. This is YOUR problem.” This should be on a banner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 There were paragraphs in there that were five lines long. Lee Ryder would be disgusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 As should "Best Coach Driver in the Premier League". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) Https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEZ_deFWMAErdMu.jpg The letter ffs Edited May 7, 2015 by trooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44864 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-fans-not-heeding-calls-9200342 Great article from our own Happy Face well said mate Great read @@Happy Face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Fantastic read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I can't believe they're going to risk Cisse its only a few days ago Carver said he hadn't even kicked a ball.There's pretty much zero risk in putting him in now is there? Given that we could easily end the day in the bottom 3 and SDJ is unlikely to play we have to give something a go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21621 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Aye, really good writing there HF. I'm going like, partly out of morbid curiousity but mainly because I'm meeting an old football friend for what may may be my last match for a very long time. I'll count myself as an already paid spectator more than a supporter or fan. I'm expecting a toxic atmosphere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32627362 In other news, the FA are to introduce drug testing for coaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Pardew went against doctors orders and played Cisse against Hull saving his own neck . So i suppose getting him to play against WBA when he's hardly match fit to save Carver & co's necks this time should be expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Carver will chin someone this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) Https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEZ_deFWMAErdMu.jpg The letter ffs Are they smoking crack? Beyond moronic all this. Edited May 7, 2015 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 what the fuck? carver sounding like he's gone from losing to lost the plot. best coach in the league ffs. how could he say that with a straight face? just when you thought this club couldn't get more ridiculous. and what's with a handwritten letter Colo? have you not heard of email? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I want that letter carbon-dated and DNA tested. This isn't good enough John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 At the end of the conversation, we stood up, shook each other's hand, and Mike has been fantastic in training this week. All right, he's not available for the next two games, but he certainly will be for the last one.“There are no hard feelings. Every morning, we have come in, we have shaken hands, looked each other in the eye and just got on with it because we are professional. fuck me, where do you start with these soundbites. this is his "i would love it, love it" keegan/losing the plot moment. but instead of narrowly missing out of the title, the end result being us going down. all exacerbated by the news that williamson is going to be selected for the final game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 If they had anything about them, they'd have filmed him writing it from 12 different angles AND found the Babushka lady. Amateurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 The company is just stumbling from one fucking tragedy to another on a daily basis. It's getting to the point that even to a lifelong supporter, of what used to be Newcastle United, it's funny now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Looked each other in the eye like Glenn Roeder looks at Glenn Roeder in the mirror each morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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