StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Looked each other in the eye like Glenn Roeder looks at Glenn Roeder in the mirror each morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 It's no wonder everyone's laughing every day just gets worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29851 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 But he's got a family man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21630 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 he must be close to being sectioned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43331 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 In the interests of balance and a fairer society, can we have one of him with his gas bill too please,? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21630 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Get yer gas bill out, get yer gas bill out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41554 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Aye John, a highly paid, international footballer, when he wants to compose an "open letter" to be published by the club, knocks it out on a jotter page in blue biro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) Aye John, a highly paid, international footballer, when he wants to compose an "open letter" to be published by the club, knocks it out on a jotter page in blue biro. I just imagine him jotting it down with his tongue out and Jonas pointing at a word on the page "i theeenk eeets Caaant no' Canit" Then WIlliamson walks past "nah maaayte its spewwt Carnt, I fink thats it". It's incredible man, the fact they would even be thinned skinned enough to go "ahh well he did write it, you see!! DO YOU SEE!", then to have Carver completely fall off his rocker and call himself the best coach in the league. What the fuck is that about? that'll lose any respect he had at all with the players, why would you even say such a thing? There's probably supporters out there who could do a better job let alone professional coaches, in fact he actually can't do any worse since he has lost every game for the last two month. It's embarrassing enough supporting the club at the moment without watching the bloke in charge having a full on Frank Bruno break down, which I'm agreeing with Gemmill now that he's having. I'd say Charnley needs to do something but he has already had a meeting and is fully convinced by this fella so it'd be a fair assumption to think he's losing his marbles too, as he's also in a job he has no qualifications to be in! Edited May 7, 2015 by Howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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trophyshy 7066 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 On the Carver sympathy angle, if you lie down with dogs you get up with fleas. He's been fully aware of the nature of the beast since day 1. He's digging his own grave with Ashley's shovel. The fact he is too thick to realise is just one of those things, like chlamydia after an unexpected dogging session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Can't walk away, needs the money and will have very limited opp to work in professional football again. Same for the whole coaching staff (what there is of them). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Be that as it may, it still deserves zero sympathy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43331 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) Sympathy for the Divvy. Edited May 7, 2015 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BLACKANDWHITEGEORDIE 0 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Ashley has ordered a psychiatrist to be standing by at the end of the West Brom game to take Carver away for suitable treatment following his delusions of grandeur in stating he is the best coach in the EPL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I think sitting around the dug out will be a dangrous place to be when we go 1 down and he starts getting abuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted May 7, 2015 Author Share Posted May 7, 2015 Done himself no favours at any point since he took over, poor bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Great read @@Happy Face. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 There were paragraphs in there that were five lines long. Lee Ryder would be disgusted. The doc I sent was half a dozen thick blocks of text, I liked how the Douglas managed to stretch some single paragraphs into 4 or 5 for people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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