The Fish 10856 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 It won't be Carver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 No way on earth will it be Carver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 It's just the kick in the balls Ashley would give to the fans though we all know how thin skinned, spiteful & vindictive he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Hed appoint him manager as payback for any boycott that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/34100-mike-ashley-football-cunt/?p=1184570&forceDownload=1&_k=880ea6a14ea49e853634fbdc5015a024 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted April 18, 2015 Author Share Posted April 18, 2015 http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/34100-mike-ashley-football-cunt/?p=1184570&forceDownload=1&_k=880ea6a14ea49e853634fbdc5015a024 I can only imagine the grimace on his face when he reads that back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 I reckon the players have probably been told that the knackers coaching them will still be there next season but with a new manager. So, you're essentially accomplishing nowt by keeping Stone, Carver, Woodman etc. around. Except getting the pie budget right up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Depressing if true. Relegation seems inevitable whether its this season or the next. The stupidity of the current regime is mind blowing. Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKANDWHITEGEORDIE 0 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Carver said that managing Newcastle was the hardest job in football. Wrong JC. It is only the hardest job if you are a clueless and tactically inept coach surrounded by even worse coaches. The medical staff seem to take months and months to get injured players fit. You keep playing dead beats like Gouffran, Obertan and Riviere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaMoUsE 0 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 No Jonas in the squad. Does that confirm what I speculated about the players being told carver got the job and his subsequent outburst that the fans deserve better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Jonas has said on Twitter that he's not injured either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 There is no way in hell Carver has this job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 "The only way you're going to win games is by winning". Wise words John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Does he now have the worst run of any new manager in the history of the league? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Seen on Twitter that he's got the worst win percentage of any Newcastle manager in history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 And set to get worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 His biggest crime is making Pardew look half decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 https://vine.co/v/ezVIgLHlDQY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Any minute now he's going to stop telling people what his job is, and start actually bloody doing it. Fucking idiot is delusional - says he's 100% sure everyone who defies the boycott will be behind the team - cue 90 minutes of silence, with booing at half time and full time. Of course he's got the job, he's Pardew 2.0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 https://vine.co/v/ezVIgLHlDQY This is seriously fucking ridiculous man, this is the second time he has made a comment like that is it any wonder we're so fucking shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 He lives in my neck of the woods actually. Or at least he used to a year ago, not sure if the pay increase he got for becoming manager means he can afford a nice place up the road near all the players. I'm not ashamed to say if I ever bumped into him I'd probably be as nice as pie - no need to give the man grief in his personal life. I've seen him once, but that was only from a distance and he was leaving the place. He was still a coach then, so was still pretty under the radar (or about as under it as you can get living in the city and being connected to the club). It's actually been quite annoying this manager business - it's daft but since he is technically 'one of me' I really wish I could go back to the blissful ignorance of thinking he was clued up about football and had the good fortune to get a job at his home club, but just had the misfortune of having an idiot for a manager/owner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Doubt he got a pay increase for becoming manager. That's probably why he got the gig, in the short term at least. Great story btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Breaking news- Carver lives in Pennywell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33172 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Doubt he got a pay increase for becoming manager. That's probably why he got the gig, in the short term at least.Great story btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-howey-believes-decision-been-9080722 Thinks Carvers been given the full time job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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