The almost daily "Distraction From The Boardroom Shit-Housery" thread

[David Kelly 1208]

10 miles is a fair distance you know Enough to be in no way a teessider but close enough to hear everything about them on TFM radio

Redcar is no great improvement on Stockton though

[ClubSpinDoctor 0]

Closer to Darlington you've gone in the wrong direction Anyway, third player still needed in the only always factually correct quiz on Toontastic!

[David Kelly 1208]

It's not Dion Dublin is it?

[David Kelly 1208]

Or Hasslebank?

[ClubSpinDoctor 0]

You're right, it's not!

[ClubSpinDoctor 0]

Correct, JFH. You've hit your guess limit though so not sure I can award this one to you.

[David Kelly 1208]

Have we done the 6 players who first and surname begins with the same letter who have scored a premier league hattrick?

[ClubSpinDoctor 0]

We haven't. Is this a real one?

[David Kelly 1208]

Aye, I just need to try and remember who they are

[ClubSpinDoctor 0]

Drogba... I can't think of any more

[David Kelly 1208]

I'm sure you can google the rest

[ClubSpinDoctor 0]

Dion Dublin surely?

[The Fish 10543]

Have we done the 6 players who first and surname begins with the same letter who have scored a premier league hattrick?

Andrei Arshavin

Didier Drogba

Afonso Alves

[The Fish 10543]

Pavel Progrebniak?

[David Kelly 1208]

Yes on the first three no on the pog

[ewerk 29836]

Yes on the first three no on the pog

 

At least it's not just The Fish who's a shit quiz master.

[David Kelly 1208]

Did he manage one now too? This is off a few years ago like

[ewerk 29836]

Aye, when he went on that great run for Fulham. Before he turned shit again.

[David Kelly 1208]

So it's 7 then. Yes on Dublin.

[David Kelly 1208]

Actually I've properly fucked it up. It is 6 and Pog is one of them. 1 more to get.

[ClubSpinDoctor 0]

Clue?

[David Kelly 1208]

Was in the first two or three years of the premier league and he does the odd bit of comentary now on certain games.

[ClubSpinDoctor 0]

More obvious clue?

[David Kelly 1208]

Haha did it playing for Norwich

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Mapou Mbiwa.