PaddockLad 17260 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 This is what apparently passes for humour on the south coast.... http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/news/37530/? More significantly they're without Schneiderlain, Wayama, Alderweilde, Yoshida (Asian Cup) and Mane (ACN) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 How many shit jokes can one man make about a high up seatIng position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Them missing Schneiderlain is a big positive of course, but saying that, we'll probably only draw at best. This team beat Man Utd away last week, and I doubt we're going to present a sterner challenge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Guessing our stuff about their place will be as cringeworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 nil points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I can see them winning 1-0. There is no match between Koeman and Carver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Guessing our stuff about their place will be as cringeworthy.Doubt it, does anyone know anything about Southampton, other than it being on the south coast, to make any bad jokes about it?They have about as much identity as Milton Keynes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Was gonna say, couldn't tell you a fucking thing about Southampton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Didn't Titanic sail from there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 They have a friendly rivalry with Portsmouth, I say friendly as since we're doing stereotypes all southerners are far too soft to do proper rivalries and are merely disgruntled with each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 iirc its a fairly bland city. Probably got bombed to fuck by the Germans like Coventry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Was once Britain's major docking place for the big passenger liners. Didn't Shearer start there and didn't Keegan play there on his return from Hamburg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 They have a friendly rivalry with Portsmouth, I say friendly as since we're doing stereotypes all southerners are far too soft to do proper rivalries and are merely disgruntled with each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17260 Posted January 16, 2015 Author Share Posted January 16, 2015 I see folk are really struggling to have anything properly bad to say about them or the city Sound like a job for @@McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Doubt it, does anyone know anything about Southampton, other than it being on the south coast, to make any bad jokes about it? They have about as much identity as Milton Keynes. My brother used to live in St Mary's when he was at college down there for a couple of years. He said it was a shithole (back then) and my abiding memory of the stories he used to tell was him coming home late at night and there would often be a prosser knocking around outside his flat who would ask him every time 'business love?'. It being a major port, the place is over-run with whores and blokes with eye-patches and peg legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13867 Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 My brother used to live in St Mary's when he was at college down there for a couple of years. He said it was a shithole (back then) and my abiding memory of the stories he used to tell was him coming home late at night and there would often be a prosser knocking around outside his flat who would ask him every time 'business love?'. It being a major port, the place is over-run with whores and blokes with eye-patches and peg legs. Southampton: An Opium Den on Every Corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 My brother used to live in St Mary's when he was at college down there for a couple of years. He said it was a shithole (back then) and my abiding memory of the stories he used to tell was him coming home late at night and there would often be a prosser knocking around outside his flat who would ask him every time 'business love?'. It being a major port, the place is over-run with whores and blokes with eye-patches and peg legs.My image of the place is something like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 1-1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 0-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Nowt for us today lads i'm afraid Southampton will be pushing on to secure that CL place. 0-4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKANDWHITEGEORDIE 0 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 If we can't beat a side with 5 key players missing then we do have problems. Plus this is their 2nd away game in 4 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 If we can't beat a side with 5 key players missing then we do have problems. Plus this is their 2nd away game in 4 days. They've the best away defence in the league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 They still have a strong side and are dangerous every time they go forward, we need the first goal today so need to start like the Chelsea game. We never come back from a goal down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Due to concede then, law of averages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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