Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Mrs P is an architect and we're looking to buy and renovate a new place to live...Just recently one of her female friends at work has got in on the act and they are looking at places to buy where you need 3/4 buyers to make it work (like a large house - 3 levels) or small block of flats (3/4) levels. The intial costs are high but adding extentions and so on means over time there will be a goodish profit (or rent out one floor etc...).. Just a bit worried that this friend of hers is a bit pushy and I don't want her hanging around all the time which is bound to happen (living in the same building). What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41543 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 http://youtu.be/anP1m4hKNvM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41543 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Failing that, sit down with the Mrs. and discuss your concerns as two rational adults. Then demand your Sammich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2015 Author Share Posted January 5, 2015 Should have added the 'not hot' discalimer. If she was hot there would have been no need for a thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Could this be just the distraction you need to run away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21604 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 File for divorce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2015 Author Share Posted January 5, 2015 Failing that, sit down with the Mrs. and discuss your concerns as two rational adults. Then demand your Sammich. Rational discussion with a woman about my sensitivities? What fukin planet are you on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2015 Author Share Posted January 5, 2015 Could this be just the distraction you need to run away? Don't give me ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2015 Author Share Posted January 5, 2015 File for divorce Sometimes I wake up in the night for a fag and see her there and wonder...Who is this bitch?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Go to the vet and demand your balls back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Don't give me ideas. Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-faoh-oh-oh-ohayeayeayeayeayeaye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41543 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Go to the vet and demand your balls back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2015 Author Share Posted January 5, 2015 Go to the vet and demand your balls back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Listen to your gut fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I know this is a wild and crazy idea, but can't you speak to her about your reservations? I second the gut instinct thing too. Hasn't let me down yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43281 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Murder her friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Listen to your gut, unless you're Chez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21604 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Do a Josef Fritzl - build a cellar in the new joint and lock the bitch in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I recommend the yes minister approach. Demand a feasibility study, property agent advice, costings, surveys......query the areas, the buildings, the suppliers. Raise new and alternative ideas, blind alleys, diversions.....raise objections, obfuscate, present what if scenarios.....involve local government and planning authorities and snarl it up in as mich red tape as possible. ...all whilst appearing excited and wnthusiastic about the idea. Or you could grow a pair and have a frank discussion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19491 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Architect........nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34311 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Listen to your gut, unless you're Chez. Or CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 6, 2015 Author Share Posted January 6, 2015 I recommend the yes minister approach. Demand a feasibility study, property agent advice, costings, surveys......query the areas, the buildings, the suppliers. Raise new and alternative ideas, blind alleys, diversions.....raise objections, obfuscate, present what if scenarios.....involve local government and planning authorities and snarl it up in as mich red tape as possible. ...all whilst appearing excited and wnthusiastic about the idea. Or you could grow a pair and have a frank discussion This is my default postion to anything anyway. My Polish builder is coming round later he'll know what's what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Is that the guy you met on Tinder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 6, 2015 Author Share Posted January 6, 2015 (edited) Is that the guy you met on Tinder? He was woking on the neighbors and I started going for the odd beer with him. Tinder could have been big but they need to hook up with apple or summink. I had the idea of using locla wi fi and instant personality trait share in bars and so on...Alerting me to other chess players and followers of Nabakov...I call it 'Plume'. Edited January 6, 2015 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43281 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Plum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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