Tooj 17 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 In an ideal world involving unicorns and waking up with Cheryl Cole sucking me nob every morning it would be Thomas Tuchel. Realistically we all know Ashley's criteria will be that they are British and out of work. So to me that means it will probably be Tim Sherwood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Delete mine you were quicker, you arsehole! Someone turboshit will be appointed but they'll try and soften it by naming them 'interim', even though it'll secrety be the long term replacement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 29, 2014 Author Share Posted December 29, 2014 I bet Beardsley is already touting himself to Ashley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatty 24 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Oh, shit. I hope to Christ we don't fuck this up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13867 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 One of Tino, Jonas and Bruce Willis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Not Tim Sherwood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Or Pulis. To think we could have fallen so far as to end up with Pulis... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17260 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Lawrie Sanchez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 In an ideal world involving unicorns and waking up with Cheryl Cole sucking me nob every morning it would be Thomas Tuchel. Realistically we all know Ashley's criteria will be that they are British and out of work. So to me that means it will probably be Tim Sherwood. Ashley literally won't even know who this bloke is! More likely to be Barry Chuchel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Ashley literally won't even know who this bloke is! More likely to be Barry Chuchel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Sky have suggested Steve Bruce. That sounds chillingly possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Sky have suggested Steve Bruce. That sounds chillingly possible. That's probably at the upper end of what we can expect. For a start he'd have to pay compensation for Bruce, which makes him less likely. People should be bracing themselves for something shit and being incredibly grateful for something like a Steve Bruce, seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatty 24 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Do not want Steve Bruce. I've seen enough of hill Hull team this season to know how bad his is. Literally worse than Pardew as a tactician Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Imagine Hatem's delight and then subsequent disappointment at the news of Pardew's departure then Bruce's appointment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17260 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Not sure. As has been said the second rate coaching regime here doesn't help the long term aim i.e. Selling players on for profit. The penny may possibly drop with Ashley. Possibly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33206 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Sherwood. One smarmy cockney cunt to another. It's Ashley's way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Glad to see the back of Pardew but I fear we'll all be remembering him fondly. Things could be about to get a lot worse with Ashley making the decision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42444 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 We could end up with Di Canio and I still wouldn't remember the useless cunt fondly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 We might just not replace him at all. We didn't replace Llambias because Mike was going to be more hands on. Where's he at now? Barbados Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 29, 2014 Author Share Posted December 29, 2014 Glad to see the back of Pardew but I fear we'll all be remembering him fondly. Things could be about to get a lot worse with Ashley making the decision Haddaway and shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33206 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 "Ah think the new man has to be former Toon maestro, Lee 'Jigsaw' Clark, in a poll ah did earlier on outside The New Coach Inn, Cockeyed Mala said he was just the man we needed, Paul Mcdonald said could ah sub him a tenner and Betty asked if ah could pass her a beer mat over. Ah think that's a pretty conclusive vote of confidence for the Walker superstar." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I don't care who it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Alan Pardew: Crystal Palace in talks with Newcastle Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew could be on his way to Crystal Palace following talks between the two clubs. BBC Sport has learned that discussions regarding Pardew moving from Newcastle to Palace have taken place. Reports of an agreement over a £2m compensation deal between the clubs are said by one source to be wide of the mark. The discussions between the two clubs are continuing this evening. Wonder who they've been talking to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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