Park Life 71 Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Was in Kingston over the w/e and my friend took me to a trendy (giggle) breakfast place by the river....It was full of posh kids tryiing to look like revolutionaries (beards and push bikes)....Something about it all felt unreal.... My suspiscions were confirmed when the full english arrived with poached eggs. Nothing is real anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44093 Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 You should have said, I would have met you at Tesco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Doesn't Parky mean Kingston on Thames? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15344 Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 3, 2014 Author Share Posted December 3, 2014 You should have said, I would have met you at Tesco. That's reality tv stuff bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34718 Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 You should have said, I would have met you at Tesco. Doesn't Parky mean Kingston on Thames? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 No excuse beyond stupidity and a cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 3, 2014 Author Share Posted December 3, 2014 The country is teeming with europeans...Try buying a train ticked from a Polish girl and having to explain how the cheaper route works. FFS! Left wing liberal, euro hugging, book reading, Guardian scanning - London intelligensia out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15344 Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Hahahahaha. As if there's ever a cheaper route. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 3, 2014 Author Share Posted December 3, 2014 The secret of not going via Clapham to Narnia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34718 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 (edited) The country is teeming with europeans...Try buying a train ticked from a Polish girl and having to explain how the cheaper route works. FFS! Left wing liberal, euro hugging, book reading, Guardian scanning - London intelligensia out!! Those hipsters with their ridiculous uniform look are all over the shop tbh. Thank fuck I haven't been to London for a while though. And I know exactly what you mean about how fake it all feels. Edited December 4, 2014 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 London is dead anyway http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/11266412/London-is-over...and-its-about-time-too.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15344 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I'll be surprised if I don't join that exodus of 30somethings before I'm no longer a 30something. Not so much because London is "dead" per se, more just that the things it does undoubtedly still have to offer are less relevant as you get older and tireder. And that's without expensive things like, you know, kids and stuff to think about. I don't really know how anyone manages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I no longer feel compelled to be here tbh. Yes this is where the well paid jobs are. But the quality of life is rubbish once going out partying every night becomes less of a distraction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34718 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 It's canny for a weekend. It is stuffed to the gills with wankers though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 4, 2014 Author Share Posted December 4, 2014 There were strawberries and some kind of plant in the water jug ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 It's canny for a weekend. It is stuffed to the gills with wankers though. you only have to look toontastic's london demographic to see that's the case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 a full english should never ever ever come with poached eggs btw. ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 4, 2014 Author Share Posted December 4, 2014 a full english should never ever ever come with poached eggs btw. ridiculous. Only my friends pleadings for a peaceful life stopped me kicking off about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 probably came with a rustic organic sour dough instead of the obligatory white sliced anarl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 4, 2014 Author Share Posted December 4, 2014 probably came with a rustic organic sour dough instead of the obligatory white sliced anarl. You go too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 nothing worse than a poncey fry up. the best place to get one is a proper greasy spoon where you order by number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15344 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The sour dough scenario sounds entirely plausible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 A full English in Paris is full hipster ironically enough. So I look cool as fuck asking for hash pay sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 4, 2014 Author Share Posted December 4, 2014 Ketchup came in a fuking tiny bowl and there was no sign of HP. That's alright tho cause there was strawberries in the water jug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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