Asprilla 96 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 (edited) My penis just died.... Can I bury it in your pussy? Edited January 18, 2006 by Asprilla's foreskin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 "your fat as fuck you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Do you like Boyzone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Invites to play warhammer and/or anything to do with crystalized ginger have to be sure things...... right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 My penis just died.... Can I bury it in your pussy? 81472[/snapback] No place on this forum for crude and offensive jokes tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 You remind me of a parking ticket... ...because you've got f-i-n-e written all over you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 My penis just died.... Can I bury it in your pussy? 81472[/snapback] No place on this forum for crude and offensive jokes tbh. 81484[/snapback] Come on, admit it...you'd get the hots if someone said that to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3640 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 My penis just died.... Can I bury it in your pussy? 81533[/snapback] Seeing you have been dead from the neck up for some time, it is only appropriate that your cock catches up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11066 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Hi, my names Asprilla Foreskin. Would you like to catch a mov.... wot?.... why are you looking at me like that? is it cos I is suven? wot yoo want? Always bullying me yoo norveners! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 My penis just died.... Can I bury it in your pussy? 81533[/snapback] Seeing you have been dead from the neck up for some time, it is only appropriate that your cock catches up. 81534[/snapback] Fuck off you boring motherfucking cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 Hi, my names Asprilla Foreskin. Would you like to catch a mov.... wot?.... why are you looking at me like that? is it cos I is suven? wot yoo want? Always bullying me yoo norveners! 81537[/snapback] Good luck pulling you overweight loser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 My penis just died.... Can I bury it in your pussy? 81533[/snapback] Seeing you have been dead from the neck up for some time, it is only appropriate that your cock catches up. 81534[/snapback] BTW..that was a pretty unprovoked attack. I don't remember insulting you. Did you just think..."I know, I'll slag someone off on the internet"? Do you feel manly? Fucking loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 'Look love, it's five to two and you aren't going to get another offer.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 'Look love, it's five to two and you aren't going to get another offer.' 81550[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 If you don't go on a date with me, I'm leaving this forum for good. Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Alreet pet, suck me cock, it's a cock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Any chance of coming back to your house and washing the dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Do you Monroe Transfer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Alreet pet, do you charge by the hour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 My "mate" swears this works: "I can fuck my way out of a cardboard box" Whereas another aquaintance of mine prefers: "You're the least stinking of your group, do you want to come home with me, so I can wash you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Alreet pet, suck me cock, it's a cock! 81589[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3640 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 My penis just died.... Can I bury it in your pussy? 81533[/snapback] Seeing you have been dead from the neck up for some time, it is only appropriate that your cock catches up. 81534[/snapback] BTW..that was a pretty unprovoked attack. I don't remember insulting you. Did you just think..."I know, I'll slag someone off on the internet"? Do you feel manly? Fucking loser 81548[/snapback] What it doesn't have one of these so you get in a huff? You're not the quickest are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 My penis just died.... Can I bury it in your pussy? 81533[/snapback] Seeing you have been dead from the neck up for some time, it is only appropriate that your cock catches up. 81534[/snapback] BTW..that was a pretty unprovoked attack. I don't remember insulting you. Did you just think..."I know, I'll slag someone off on the internet"? Do you feel manly? Fucking loser 81548[/snapback] What it doesn't have one of these so you get in a huff? You're not the quickest are you? 82170[/snapback] Oh..I see...you were "joking".....Ok! So was I!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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