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3 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

 

I’ll ponder your question once I finish my roast potatoes, turnip and New Zealand lamb :)

 

Enjoy it while you can, we'll need a new FTA with New Zealand once we're out.

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14 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

As if Bunter will be able to keep his trotters off them :D

 

Alas it was a combination of my birthday and daughters graduation on Friday so still recovering and unable to face alcohol at the minute. Normal service will be resumed. :lol:

 

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Two snowmen in the garden, one looks at the other, sniffs the air, and says,

 

” Can you smell carrots?”

 

 

 

 

Aaaanyway, Christmas tree and house decs are going up right now in the new gaff. 

 

Its so stressful, me and  Mrs. F. are hammering the Lovely Sherries  like there’s no tomorrow. 

 

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On 04/12/2018 at 13:27, wykikitoon said:

Heard about the epileptic Santa?

He Seizure whilst you're sleeping -_-

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? They reckon he sold his soul to Santa.

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11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? They reckon he sold his soul to Santa.

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We have standards, man, standards. 

Granted, they’re pretty low, but standards nonetheless. 

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