catmag 337 Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 So what time am I allowed to wake this child up then....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 I'd wake him up, let him see the presents, and then send him to his bedroom for not being excited enough to do the decent thing and wake up early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 He didn't go to bed til nearly 10pm cos of church. I was chatting to my mam at the end and this little voice said "Erm... are we going home now - I need to get to bed here!" Then he told me he'd sniffed the baby Jesus (he carried him to the crib on the altar) and that he smelled a bit funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Did he smell of thousands of years of bullshit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 Not that he mentioned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Did he smell of thousands of years of bullshit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33197 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Merry Christmas, everyone of us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Merry Christmas Guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Let it go! Let it go! Somebody shoot me. 4 kids under 5, 100 presents and 2 tantrums later (not mine) am ready for a kip. Merry Xmas!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Merry Xmas you fuckers. Just finishing my third bottle of shiraz as a type, wiping away the residue around my mouth with the back of my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Shiraz is one lucky guy. Merry Christmas Ken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 So what time am I allowed to wake this child up then....? My God, that kid needs to be ordained. Merry Christmas to you all, especially you, Ken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33197 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Didn't realise you need a different, smaller sim for the iphone. Cheers apple, the bairn will love her main present in a few days when the new sim is sent out by EE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Didn't realise you need a different, smaller sim for the iphone. Cheers apple, the bairn will love her main present in a few days when the new sim is sent out by EE. Not sure if it's the same, but had this issue switching from the s2 to s3 and I just cut it to the right size. You just need to have a good look at where the chip needs to be resting and then cut a bit off the side and another at a 45 degree angle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7027 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Aye, get a Stanley knife out and trim it down. That's all the micro sims are anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30610 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 What model is it? You probably need a nano sim which I don't think you can do yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Ewerks right, nano ones for the new iPhones, smaller chip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 (edited) What model is it? You probably need a nano sim which I don't think you can do yourself. Shhhhhh man, they nearly had him going at it with a knife. Not pulled owt like that off since Ken/Steviegate. Anyway, Merry Christmas everyone! Edited December 25, 2014 by ClubSpinDoctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7027 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Nope, nano sim is still a normal sim cut down. I did my own with the iPhone 5 and it worked for 2 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Merry Christmas fuckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Quick google indicates you can cut it down to a nano too, but I've no idea if that's reliable. Looks like the nano is just the chip with a corner cut off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 No idea how I didn't see J's response... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33197 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 I've already ordered her a nano sim online. No need to get the axe out and start chopping just yet. Made a luuuuursh dinner getting washed down with Champers. I'll do the rounds tomorrow morning to relations houses, have dinner made for me then a few aperitifs before watching Bluffers-R-us first eleven get twatted at Old Trafford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 happy christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Given the extent to which it dominates their lives, I think the in-laws must have invented the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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