MMXXVIII 1296 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 On 09/07/2023 at 10:15, PaddockLad said: TMS just about 0.5 secs behind the sky stream this morning 250 is about par on this wicket. This England side are far better chasing in their 2nd innings than bowling. But still can’t see it. Cummins getting movement now and Crawley flailing already… it’s going to get a long day… Expand Cunt gets out when looking set for the day, this might be the way for him to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4296 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Duckett should have his fee removed for that review. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1296 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Good leave from Moeen there, he's a Bazball natural number 3. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37308 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 A good opening stand so let’s fuck things up trying to be clever with some funky bazball shite 👍🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1296 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Tbf I think the left-hand/right-hand thing played a small part in their thinking but the decision was 80% zany Lady Gaga psyche. Expect Robinson in next wearing a chateaubriand codpiece instead of a box. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4450 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Crawley demonstrating the perfect example of a Crawley innings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23966 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Not a bad knock from HowZak. I expected less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23966 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 But typical in that he got in, looked good then got out without making 50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11815 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 On 09/07/2023 at 11:33, Dr Gloom said: But typical in that he got in, looked good then got out without making 50 Expand *again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11815 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Oh FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1296 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 If Stokes gets this home I'll start to wonder if it's all a great plan to set up a tense finale in which Stokes ends a hero. Maybe he's a modern day Jeffrey Dahmer and cricket is his outlet? In the grander scheme of things it represents progression. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51258 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Is this Todd Murphy kid WILDLY bong-eyed, or is it just his horrendous glasses giving him the appearance of googly eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23966 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Alex’s prediction for Bairstow to hit the winning runs is on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23966 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 🙀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37308 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 On 09/07/2023 at 13:15, Dr Gloom said: Alex’s prediction for Bairstow to hit the winning runs is on Expand That’s on you btw 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19350 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Gloom wtf have you done?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37308 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 I was trying to think of an analogy and it’s a bit like what I’ve read about the Dutch v ze Germans in the 1974 World Cup final. Where winning wasn’t enough and they came unstuck trying to humiliate the opposition. Except England’s opposition are actually the best team in the world. Even if they pull this off (and I’ll be delighted to be proven wrong) it’s not going to work over the rest of a series where there’s so little margin for error. Talk about not learning from your mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4450 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 If Bairstow plays ahead of Foakes in the 4th test I'm supporting Aus even if we win this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4450 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Also how can you pass up the Stokes Foakes Woakes gloriousness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37308 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 On 09/07/2023 at 13:45, spongebob toonpants said: If Bairstow plays ahead of Foakes in the 4th test I'm supporting Aus even if we win this one Expand As soon as he was picked he was playing all 5 tests as wicky unless he got injured, mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23966 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 On 09/07/2023 at 13:30, Alex said: I was trying to think of an analogy and it’s a bit like what I’ve read about the Dutch v ze Germans in the 1974 World Cup final. Where winning wasn’t enough and they came unstuck trying to humiliate the opposition. Except England’s opposition are actually the best team in the world. Even if they pull this off (and I’ll be delighted to be proven wrong) it’s not going to work over the rest of a series where there’s so little margin for error. Talk about not learning from your mistakes. Expand coming from behind to win the series 3-2 would be the most bazball outcome going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37308 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 (edited) On 09/07/2023 at 14:09, Dr Gloom said: coming from behind to win the series 3-2 would be the most bazball outcome going Expand I hope I’m wrong but batting like this leaves far too much to sheer luck. On that basis I can’t see it. Also, it’s the bowlers who’ve kept England in the series who don’t have the luxury of just doing what the fuck they like Edited July 9, 2023 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51258 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 A Mark Wood 6 to win it then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37308 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 On 09/07/2023 at 14:25, Gemmill said: A Mark Wood 6 to win it then. Expand #entertaining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23966 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 On 09/07/2023 at 14:25, Gemmill said: A Mark Wood 6 to win it then. Expand If he carries on from where he left off yesterday he’ll knock the remaining runs off in a single over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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