Toonpack 9419 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 27 minutes ago, Alex said: Nice to see Bairstow actually catch something. Just a shame it was only a protestor Shame about the slips. Got to take those chances, Root's was tough but fucking Cameron Green would have snaffled it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 7 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Shame about the slips. Got to take those chances, Root's was tough but fucking Cameron Green would have snaffled it. Could be worse. England might’ve decided to bat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9419 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Smith's had bazball flakes for lunch (the cheating twat). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9419 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 At least Bairstow caught him, only a slight problem in that he didn't hit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 I’m putting £20 on Crawley scoring less than 30. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9419 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 8 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I’m putting £20 on Crawley scoring less than 30. In the game ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3997 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 9 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I’m putting £20 on Crawley scoring less than 30. I'll put £30 on him scoring less than 20 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9419 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Aussies looking good for 450+, unless of course they declare with half an hour to go tonight, which is obviously the proper/sensible cricket thing to do !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Worth noting the evangelical cult of Bazball only keeps gathering new followers by being successful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Pishball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9419 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Our bowlers are playing trundlerball and our slips playing butterball. Of course Pope is likely fucked (either wholly or partly), so likely a batter down already too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Wonder if the Aussies will declare before the close to provide some ‘entertainment’ and ‘create some chaos’ by ‘rewriting the rules of test cricket’ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9419 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Alex said: Wonder if the Aussies will declare before the close to provide some ‘entertainment’ and ‘create some chaos’ by ‘rewriting the rules of test cricket’ The cheats won’t do that, the cheating bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Good job we’ve got a top class front line spinner we could turn to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 It’s fine, all going according to plan. the rules of bazball dictate it’s always better craic to chase a big target in the fourth innings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9419 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Did your man Piers tell you to post that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 I said all last summer it was only possible to play that way in English conditions because of the shit batch of Dukes balls. It’s a massive improvement on what went before but that’s not saying much. Get hammered this series and it’s almost all back to square one. Especially as Stokes will retire from red ball cricket as his knee’s fucked and the coach will probably follow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 They’ve won 11 out of 14 playing like this. Let’s not piss our pants just get, eh lads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 England weren’t at it today, and dropped a few catches again. That’s a problem. It was also a problem at Edgbaston but the bazball approach isn’t to blame for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Also…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Dr Gloom my arse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 43 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: They’ve won 11 out of 14 playing like this. Let’s not piss our pants just get, eh lads? Let’s hope the realists are wrong and the Branch Bazidians are right 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 17 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Dr Gloom my arse. oh, I’m still braced for a series defeat. Nothing to see here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 15 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: oh, I’m still braced for a series defeat. Nothing to see here Pissy pants 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17272 Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 34 minutes ago, Alex said: Let’s hope the realists are wrong and the Branch Bazidians are right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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