Dr Gloom 21306 Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 ben stokes declaring on day one of an ashes series 10 runs shy of 400 with 2 wickets in hand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3161 Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 8 hours ago, Toonpack said: I hate that cunt Lyon. 8 hours ago, Gemmill said: Aye. Smith as well, I fucking despise that cheating, crying dweeb. Allegedly, according to the sports journos I know Lyon is decent chap. Smith is cunt through and through and shouldn't be allowed to play the game, let alone for the national team, Warner as well. TBH we were hoping you'd keep him along with Rolf's remains for us. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41340 Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: I feel like ringing them up, I'm not totally clear of the fucking gastroenteritis yet. Better but it's still clinging on and I'm bored out of my skull. Can't even have a Charlie Chan. Watch episode 1 of the new Black Mirror. You’ll love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34112 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 11 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: I put it on for about an hour, where the fuck has Richie Benaud gone? And what happened to the catchy music at the beginning? SHITE. Benaud’s gone into the confectionary stall in the sky (but presumably not straight back out again). TMS and Today at the Test still have Booker T and the MGs 👍🏻 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8722 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Bit Gloomy in Brum, somewhat appropriate. (and a bit of rain around) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16549 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 6 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Bit Gloomy in Brum, somewhat appropriate. (and a bit of rain around) Method in madness from Baz & Stokes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8722 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Method in madness from Baz & Stokes I fucking hope so 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10705 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 43 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Bit Gloomy in Brum, somewhat appropriate. (and a bit of rain around) 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10705 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Warner keeping his average 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10705 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 BROAD 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42689 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Crybaby gone lbw to Stokes just before lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34112 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Still early days but this looks to have the makings of a very good series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16549 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Australia’s two most dangerous players gone, one for a golden. Think the declaration is looking a pretty good move atm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Those two broad wickets were poetic. Nothing better than him winding up the crowd The noise was unreal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8722 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 There’s regulation stumpings and then there’s piss easy stumpings, that was more straightforward than either of those FFS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31657 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Watching the cricket, England take a wicket and it straight away puts adverts on? Fuck off sky, man! How the fuck is this even allowed? Get it on the BBC, man. It's a main sporting occasion and I'm not even arsed on cricket! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8722 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 And now a regulation fucking nick dropped 🙄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42689 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 It gets worse, no ball wicket for Broad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Australia are like Liverpool football club for their unparalleled luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8722 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Aussie bastards will lead by 80/90 I reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42689 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Prediction time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34112 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 (edited) None of those things are bad luck really. A test wicketkeeper should be taking regulation chances and you shouldn’t be overstepping as a bowler either. Although there is more of an argument for the no ball being unlucky Edited June 17, 2023 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34112 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 2 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Aussie bastards will lead by 80/90 I reckon Declaring isn’t looking too clever now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8722 Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Alex said: Declaring isn’t looking too clever now Not picking Foakes looks worse tbh. The missed stumping was a massive momentum shift, would have been 2 wickets in 3 balls, but became a 72 run partnership, then a fifty after being dropped early. Both chances being regulation as you said. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10705 Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 6 hours ago, Toonpack said: Not picking Foakes looks worse tbh. The missed stumping was a massive momentum shift, would have been 2 wickets in 3 balls, but became a 72 run partnership, then a fifty after being dropped early. Both chances being regulation as you said. YJB's runs looking less useful now 🙁 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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