Stoke City v Newcastle United

[Christmas Tree 4827]

Pardew looks to me like a man who has been told it's all over if we get beat.

[Slayer 3]

Ppl raving on about Colback of late.....his set pieces are fuckin shit. Ginger cunt

[Rayvin 5296]

The other depressing thing here is that Stoke are absolutely fucking terrible... and we still aren't going to beat them.

[aimaad22 4222]

Colback's set pieces ffs

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

This is the way every game ends up in this horrific system Pardew insists on playing. We have a load of the ball in the wrong areas, we get the ball to the final third and there is absolutely no options.

[ClubSpinDoctor 0]

Every time they come forward they look like scoring Stoke!

[Slayer 3]

Fuckin painful this

[Christmas Tree 4827]

Sissoko on the left again causing problems.

[PaddockLad 17653]

Is it me, or is the Stoke left back the forgotten mutant Neville brother, kept locked in the attic for years?...

 

[Rayvin 5296]

Why are we lofting balls into the box?! It's not working. Anyone could have told you that it wouldn't work against Stoke. Do they have any players under 2m tall?

[Slayer 3]

Hurrah - a shot on target!!!!

 

Decent one to. Decent save

[ewerk 31201]

Sissoko on the left again causing problems.

 

Aren't you supposed to be in the pub?

[TheGoslingBeast 0]

I bet there will be no changes after half time, no Cisse before too late. Pardew, with Ashley's knife on his throat, is still not getting it. Stupid cunt.

Edited September 29, 2014 by TheGoslingBeast

[Christmas Tree 4827]

 

Aren't you supposed to be in the pub?

Best laid plans and all that....

[Howay 12496]

Howay Mike just go and sack the fucking lot of them now, that might give the players a boost.

The worst bit is Stoke are fucking dogshit.

[Monkeys Fist 43067]

 

Aren't you supposed to be in the pub?

His local stopped selling Erdinger, took the food off, and even tried doubling their prices ( poverty, innit?).

But he still kept going.

 

So they closed.

[aimaad22 4222]

Decent in possession, zero cutting edge, again.

 

Thats what you get for being miserly cunts in the transfer market.

[ewerk 31201]

Best laid plans and all that....

 

The family went without you then?

[toonotl 3110]

Actually a bit of spirit shown in that half. Pards halftime team talk will put pay to that.

Edited September 29, 2014 by toonotl

[Dr Gloom 22149]

god, that was awful.

 

all the new signings look total gash tbf, with the possible exception of janmaat.

 

if i ever see colback take another set piece it'll be too soon.

 

cabella looks quite tidy then gets muscled off the ball or fails to get a cross or pass in.

 

"let's punt another long free kick at williamson's head. that'll get us a goal," said no one ever.

[ClubSpinDoctor 0]

god, that was awful.

 

all the new signings look total gash tbf

 

Nah! "Good business", "More options".

[beatty 24]

RT @oilysailor Newcastle's most recent PL win from a losing position at half-time pre-dates the iPhone.

[toonotl 3110]

Cabella has shown zero end product in any game so far. He rarely actually takes on his man. He'll do a couple of step overs then play a simple pass back out or an aimless chip pass to no one. Both him and Sissoko are so frustrating. They get picked for their country but play like absolute dogshit for us.

[Kitman 2207]

45 minutes for Pardew and his clowns to save their jobs

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

god, that was awful.

 

all the new signings look total gash tbf, with the possible exception of janmaat.

 

if i ever see colback take another set piece it'll be too soon.

 

cabella looks quite tidy then gets muscled off the ball or fails to get a cross or pass in.

 

"let's punt another long free kick at williamson's head. that'll get us a goal," said no one ever.

 

He's playing them in the wrong system. The service to Riviere is nothing short of criminal. We need two wingers and two up front, we will create a lot more and have much more of a threat.

 

I've been saying this since last February but Pardew is yet to cotton onto it.