ewerk 29491 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7058 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 That was merely a ruse to see which cunt off here I wouldn't take on the drug/sex trip of a lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 That was merely a ruse to see which cunt off here I wouldn't take on the drug/sex trip of a lifetime. What's with the hotel thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 After I'd ruined my previous list, I'd buy myself a trip to space. And take Wolfy. If he still came out with his bullshit, I'd leave him there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7058 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 What's with the hotel thing? The emerging rejection of our 247 availability. Think 'offline' holidays will become increasingly desirable. No kids either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34094 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 After I'd ruined my previous list, I'd buy myself a trip to space. And take Wolfy. If he still came out with his bullshit, I'd leave him there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 After I'd ruined my previous list, I'd buy myself a trip to space. And take Wolfy. If he still came out with his bullshit, I'd leave him there. I'd probably spend a lot of money stocking a proper whiskey cellar and proper wine cellar. Oh and I know this flies in the face of my reputation for being a pretentious twat, but I would love a proper humidor stocked with really good cigars as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21302 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 a private jet would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I would commission a weapons designer to invent a gun that shot £2 coins - I would then promptly set about shooting the homeless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3708 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 missionary is your favourite position isn't it? No I prefer it when the wife takes me with a strap on and gives me a reach around but I see what you're getting at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21302 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 are you sure you wouldn't use some of the money to purchase properties in hamburg and amsterdam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Or a gallon tub of lube, at the very least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3708 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Or a gallon tub of lube, at the very least. Lube is for wusses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31592 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I'd buy about a hundred hamsters, when they started dying I'd put them in a pot with 20L of boiling water, 5L of syrup and add 5kgs of sugar. I'd boil them for five hours constantly stirring until I'd made a kind of jam. I'd then taste it and if it was shite I'd chuck it on my lawn. The next day I'd arise to see a smattering of daisies where I'd chucked the concoction. I'd then rub my chin, shake my head and think to myself, 'strange, you usually get tulips from Hamster Jam'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4438 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Oh lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31592 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I dont get it. Whats changed in the timeline for this to be hamster jam rather than daisy jam? People keep going on but nobody has answered my question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I'd buy about a hundred hamsters, when they started dying I'd put them in a pot with 20L of boiling water, 5L of syrup and add 5kgs of sugar. I'd boil them for five hours constantly stirring until I'd made a kind of jam. I'd then taste it and if it was shite I'd chuck it on my lawn. The next day I'd arise to see a smattering of daisies where I'd chucked the concoction. I'd then rub my chin, shake my head and think to myself, 'strange, you usually get tulips from Hamster Jam'. Fuck off. Then when you get there, fuck off some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31592 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 "Where shall we fuck off to, oh Monkey's Mitt?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42648 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 1. Go into work on a Segway to hand my notice in 2. Go straight to the airport, and buy some first class tickets somewhere decent and just go there wearing the clothes on my back. 3. Spend the next month in resort wear that I buy from the resort shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 "Where shall we fuck off to, oh Monkey's Mitt?" Over there, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 1. Go into work on a Segway to hand my notice in 2. Go straight to the airport, and buy some first class tickets somewhere decent and just go there wearing the clothes on my back. 3. Spend the next month in resort wear that I buy from the resort shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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