Park Life 71 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 I dont like the bloke never wanted him as manager and yet I can't see Ashley letting him go unless we're in a relegation situation. He takes all the flak for Ashley, his patter's shite everytime he opens his mouth we become more pissed off.he fanks Mike all the time he's perfect for Ashley so unless he starts losing Ashley money I.e. relegation I think we're stuck with him as long as Ashley owns the club . His mismanagement of Hatem has arguably already lost Ashley 10m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4650 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 I dont like the bloke never wanted him as manager and yet I can't see Ashley letting him go unless we're in a relegation situation. He takes all the flak for Ashley, his patter's shite everytime he opens his mouth we become more pissed off.he fanks Mike all the time he's perfect for Ashley so unless he starts losing Ashley money I.e. relegation I think we're stuck with him as long as Ashley owns the club . If he fails to manage the summer acquisitions in a way that sees us looking precarious by January, which seems likely at the moment, then ashley will be forced to spend further to stay in the league and get that TV money which is his best chance at an eventual return on investment. Some spend will be expected and will be funded by outgoing player sales, which will be worth more if we do better, but everytime MA is forced to spend it eats into money that could be going elsewhere. A better manager would cost more in wages (probably) but require less to be spent on the team and keep the fans happier which equates to an easier time staying in the premier league where any possible big money in football is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 297 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 All this talk of Pulis or Moyes makes me cringe. So hopelessly optimistic ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Pulis, jesus the sight of that tracksuit wearing bamp in his baseball cap on the sidelines ... Exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9577 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Pulis, jesus the sight of that tracksuit wearing bamp in his baseball cap on the sidelines ...He could wear a sportsdirect.com sponsored baseball cap though and every week some other charvsuit from a tacky store... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 He could wear a sportsdirect.com sponsored baseball cap though and every week some other charvsuit from a tacky store... Christ! I hope Mike didn't read that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 861 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Wouldn't care if he did the business on the pitch. That's one of the many things that's so grating about Pardew - he's both shit, and an odious cunt. If he were just shit, I could deal with it, kind of like Roeder. If he were just a cunt, like SAF or Mourinho or even Poyet, it'd be OK if we were decent. But to be both is inexcusable. I don't think he'll last much longer. The record shows that when attendances start to plummet, Fat Mike takes action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7111 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Pure speculation on my behalf, but I'd assume with all the non-english speaking players we have Mike wanted a similarly non-english speaking manager and that's why we've ended up with Pardew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 With Pardew's long contract I can't see him being sacked unless Ashley installed a "Fire without big payoff clause" in the contract. Of course they may have made a gentleman's agreement that Pardew would leave quietly and Ashley wouldn't pay him. Mind you I don't think either one of them can be construed as a gentleman. Pardew's a head-butting smarmy barrow boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29491 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 With Pardew's long contract I can't see him being sacked unless Ashley installed a "Fire without big payoff clause" in the contract. Of course they may have made a gentleman's agreement that Pardew would leave quietly and Ashley wouldn't pay him. Mind you I don't think either one of them can be construed as a gentleman. Pardew's a head-butting smarmy barrow boy. No need to worry, in line with standard Sports Direct practices, Ashley has put Pardew on a zero hours contract. All he has to do is tell him we don't need him in next week as it's not going to be busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34100 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 This keeps making me think of PIss Cock Partridge/Pardew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 With Pardew's long contract I can't see him being sacked unless Ashley installed a "Fire without big payoff clause" in the contract. Of course they may have made a gentleman's agreement that Pardew would leave quietly and Ashley wouldn't pay him. Mind you I don't think either one of them can be construed as a gentleman. Pardew's a head-butting smarmy barrow boy. I imagine that Mashley isn't silly enough to not put a clause in. Anyway Pardnoclue's basic wage is tiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1205 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I see the chronicle are saying that coco will address the transfer window in his press conference tomorrow in an attempt to calm the public mood. What's the betting that he'll make some comment about how our expectations are too high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 There's nothing he can say that won't just wind everyone up even more. He's a hate figure, past the point of no return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4438 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Fuck you spinny. https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pardew+gif&client=ms-android-hms-tef-gb&espv=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sboxchip=Images&sa=X&ei=dkEQVOTHNum6ygPCuICYAw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=360&bih=511#facrc=_&imgrc=L-v52BC-gYdGCM%253A%3BrMh1-TU98r0fsM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fapi.ning.com%252Ffiles%252Fx-kVb5JE4pSkh9BteZBbK410EDYmXvz5JJe23Un3pGILzrm*5vhoslYhPUFQ*Z9I08mbAaHXsodBAAQNedr4QZZcIciUnALE%252Fpardew.gif%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fsport.stv.tv%252Ffootball%252Fclubs%252Frangers%252F265939-football-talk-rangers-deny-administration-rumours-best-alan-pardew-gifs%252F%3B400%3B226 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1205 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 There's nothing he can say that won't just wind everyone up even more. He's a hate figure, past the point of no return.Him shooting Ashley might win him a few friends but I suspect I'd still think he was a cunt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Interesting that there's a donation bit on the website. Is this Ashley secretly wanting us to pay his contract off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15117 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 There's nothing he can say that won't just wind everyone up even more. He's a hate figure, past the point of no return. But enough about Cameron and Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I used to have Pardew in a marginal place of respect for doing a reasonable job, but he's not even there now, he's a cunt. He had us in 5th place which through luck and decent achievement was very good, but he is a CUNT, his patronising nature, and his utter arselicking of "Mike", have him in THE worst place in some ways. Managers in my supporting lifetime who have had 6 months or more: Ability McFaul 5 Smith 5 Ardiles 4 Keegan 9 Dalglish 4 Gullit 4 Robson 8 Souness 4 Roeder 6 Allardyce 4 Hughton 7 Pardew 5 Likeability McFaul 7 Smith 6 Ardiles 7 Keegan 10 Dalglish 5 Gullit 5 Robson 10 Souness 2 Roeder 7 Allardyce 4 Hughton 8 Pardew 1 Achievments McFaul 5 Smith 5 Ardiles 3 Keegan 10 Dalglish 2 Gullit 2 Robson 9 Souness 3 Roeder 5 Allardyce 3 Hughton 7 Pardew 5 Total Keegan 29 - Godly Robson 27 - Pride Hughton 22 - Overachieving Roeder 18 - Average McFaul 17 - No money Smith 16 - Direct -------------------------------------------SACKABLE LINE FOR ME----------------------------------------- Ardiles 14 - Too youth based Allardyce 11 - Cunt Dalglish 11 - Cunt Gullit 11 - Gobby Pardew 11 - Caaant Souness 9 - Global cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 (edited) Agree with all of that Stevie. Hughton was a very good technical coach by all accounts. I'd score Robson and KK the same for ability however. Edited September 10, 2014 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/sack-pardew-com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Good stuff mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Good article that Chris cheers man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29491 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 How many times have we been here? ousted the manager and then actually won something? When did this EVER work? Oh thats right NEVER!! So what is it that is going to make it work this time exactly? Why not try actually sticking with someone for once and letting a team gel properly.......no? didnt think so. Fuck me gently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1205 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I used to have Pardew in a marginal place of respect for doing a reasonable job, but he's not even there now, he's a cunt. He had us in 5th place which through luck and decent achievement was very good, but he is a CUNT, his patronising nature, and his utter arselicking of "Mike", have him in THE worst place in some ways. Managers in my supporting lifetime who have had 6 months or more: Ability McFaul 5 Smith 5 Ardiles 4 Keegan 9 Dalglish 4 Gullit 4 Robson 8 Souness 4 Roeder 6 Allardyce 4 Hughton 7 Pardew 5 Likeability McFaul 7 Smith 6 Ardiles 7 Keegan 10 Dalglish 5 Gullit 5 Robson 10 Souness 2 Roeder 7 Allardyce 4 Hughton 8 Pardew 1 Achievments McFaul 5 Smith 5 Ardiles 3 Keegan 10 Dalglish 2 Gullit 2 Robson 9 Souness 3 Roeder 5 Allardyce 3 Hughton 7 Pardew 5 Total Keegan 29 - Godly Robson 27 - Pride Hughton 22 - Overachieving Roeder 18 - Average McFaul 17 - No money Smith 16 - Direct -------------------------------------------SACKABLE LINE FOR ME----------------------------------------- Ardiles 14 - Too youth based Allardyce 11 - Cunt Dalglish 11 - Cunt Gullit 11 - Gobby Pardew 11 - Caaant Souness 9 - Global cunt I'd actually have both Pardew and Allardyce lower than Souness. I hate him for how far backwards he took our club but I do quite like him as a pundit. He seems to talk sense he just couldn't implement it for us. There's nothing positive I can say about Allardyce or Pardew though. Both of them make me want to put my foot through the telly if they're on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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