trophyshy 7066 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 These yank adverts are better than the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44117 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Well people must have known that Cabella wouldn't be as good as HBA, cos HBA's one of the best players in the world amirite guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 PELVIC MESH WARNING! Gerrin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 866 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 A dire half between two poor sides. We have a team full of water carriers. Gouffran has been thoroughly Pardewed, he now looks like he can barely beat a man and is content to collect the ball and play 10 yard passes, nothing at all like the player we signed 2 Januarys ago. Sissoko is much the same except physically stronger. Colback and Anita are all graft, no craft. Cabella has been terrible and Riviere's barely touched the ball. The fish rots from the head. We've lots of good players across the pitch but the whole is less than the sum of its parts due to Pardew's desperately negative tactics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Well people must have known that Cabella wouldn't be as good as HBA, cos HBA's one of the best players in the world amirite guys? Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 Too early. Agree on the last one tho. He's the biggest unknown for me so far, mainly because we haven't created much for him other than a couple of half chances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 A dire half between two poor sides. We have a team full of water carriers. Gouffran has been thoroughly Pardewed, he now looks like he can barely beat a man and is content to collect the ball and play 10 yard passes, nothing at all like the player we signed 2 Januarys ago. Sissoko is much the same except physically stronger. Colback and Anita are all graft, no craft. Cabella has been terrible and Riviere's barely touched the ball. The fish rots from the head. We've lots of good players across the pitch but the whole is less than the sum of its parts due to Pardew's desperately negative tactics. The the young lad on inplace of Gouff who looks as if he runs around the pitch looking for stray bits of rubbish to pick up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoslingBeast 0 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 So to reiterate Cabella is shitter than Hba. Janmaat is shitter than Debuchy and Riviere is shitter than Remy. Siem De Jong is probably way shitter than Cabaye aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 Siem De Jong is probably way shitter than Cabaye aswell. Expecting it. Can't believe people disagreed with me when I said we're weaker than the start of last season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 866 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 What young lad is that? Aarons didn't even make the bench. Or do you mean Perez, there's a thought. After his showing against Man City I feel confident he can't be any worse than Gouffran is right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Fucking hell, the panicking is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 Oh and the system we're trying is shit as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Fucking hell, the panicking is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 What young lad is that? Aarons didn't even make the bench. Or do you mean Perez, there's a thought. After his showing against Man City I feel confident he can't be any worse than Gouffran is right now. If Perez gets on the pitch he'll score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 Our bench btw "Strengff in depff. Fanks mike" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoslingBeast 0 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Where the fuck is Facundo Ferreyra????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Where the fuck is Facundo Ferreyra????? Being kept back so we can unleash him on Gillingham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 297 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Jaanmat (?) has put in a good account of himself at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Oberhead warming up. Jeez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 He's not explosive enough Cabella. I thought that from watching his highlight reel as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Where is De Jong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44117 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 The BT Box. What an innovation in broadcasting/thing that gets in the way of instant replays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44117 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 He's not explosive enough Cabella. I thought that from watching his highlight reel as well. just put "...which I said ages ago btw" in your signature. It's gonna save you a fuckload of time over the course of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 297 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 (edited) Well, rivieres just useless :/ hope its just the new league cos he's possibly the shittest striker I've seen in a while at nufc at the moment. Rofl at cabella to williamson in the box, great pass but williamson's volley attempt, he's daydreaming if he thinks he's scoring that, man. Edited August 23, 2014 by scoobos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Williamson you fucking omnispaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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