Park Life 71 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 If you're worried about this lass doctor seeing your package tomorrow Stevie just give it a little rub before you go in. I don't think "it's because I'm not an ugly cunt" is going to wash with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 is he trying to ask how big is everyones dick lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6587 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 is he trying to ask how big is everyones dick lol. Basically, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 for goodness sakes man you don't give infor like that out unless you're completely nuts like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Yours is huge isn't it, deaders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 mind ya own business jesus christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 for goodness sakes man you don't give infor like that out unless you're completely nuts like. Good phrasing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedfernMag 0 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I like to take cold baths and drink a lot, I've managed to get from a walnut whip down to a nice silky butter bean - finally I'm at peace with myself and can lay back and enjoy a joyous sex life with an array of domineering ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I call mine Fistnu, Destroyer of Vag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin 0 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 ^^^^ Is yours the size of a Monkeys Fist? If so what size monkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Better hope for Monkeys Fist's sake it's the size of King Kong's first and not the size of his actual cock, considering a gorilla averages a 2 inch cock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Yeah, here's hoping ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Better hope for Monkeys Fist's sake it's the size of King Kong's first and not the size of his actual cock, considering a gorilla averages a 2 inch cock... Aye but Kong was 50ft, which is just under ten times the size of a normal silverback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Aye but Kong was 50ft, which is just under ten times the size of a normal silverback. Fair point. We've already thought about this far too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Mine brings lasses to tears but that's just the smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 You're not meant to put it in her nostril, like. Don't think my lass would be keen if I asked for a nose job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Mine brings lasses to tears but that's just the smell. This you then? "All would have gone well were it not the fact Gareth dangerously neglects his lower-body hygiene. Within three weeks the sugary residue had combined with his penile filth to create a scanned crust" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 You're not meant to put it in her nostril, like. Don't think my lass would be keen if I asked for a nose job. It permeates all around me like a sexy aura. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right on is Dr Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might get to meet the whole gang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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