McFaul 35 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I'm nee John Holmes, but I get by with what I've got reasonably well. I have a theory which basically states the uglier your head is, the bigger your cock is. Taking this as fact I'd expect someone like the fish to be offered jobs in porn. Anyway, the more I think about it, the more people with big chods think they're something special and arse arrogant cunts. There's a FEW ON here, that would make sense about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 where's this thread going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 This is an awesome thread, mind. Are we meant to reveal or is it all hypothetical? I heard (at the age of 11) that if was twice your foot size divided and then divided by three (in inches). With that said, I always thought the really arrogant people were those who were overcompensating. If you're confident that's one thing, but making a point of people knowing you're confident is a mask for insecurity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Fuck you and thank you in equal measure, Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin 0 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Jeremy Beadle had a massive cock, but on the other hand.................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Lad at work is rumoured to be packing a foot long, and he's balding, ginger, about 5"6 and has clown's feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 It might be an interesting conversation to have with your surgeon during your disinhibition phase tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 j69 is bigger than average if memory serves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 j69 is bigger than average if memory serves That doesn't surprise me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 He might be wrong though, he only saw it the once and it was in his mouth most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inochi 0 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) Mine is horrific. Gargantuan. A genuine danger to the public. I'm fucking terrified of it. Edited July 31, 2014 by Inochi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Mine is horrific. Gargantuan. A genuine danger to the public. I'm fucking terrified of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20150 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I worked with a lad who is the spit of John Coffey. He once got smashed and got it out for a bird who asked, it was like a fucking grand nationals winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6587 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) I was on a date with a bird last week. She got a bit drunk and towards the end of the evening brazenly asked how big my cock was...not in length but girth. I then made my wanking claw for which she stuck her fingers through and said "MMMm, nice". I dont think i'll see her again cos I made the hole twice as big as it really was. Edited July 31, 2014 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Couple of years ago we were out and I can only assume one mate of mine clocked the others champion cock in the bogs. The owner of said monster is one of those guys who has absolutely no clue when it comes to girls. First mate comes out and says "You should see the size of his cock. It's always the fuckers that don't know what to do with it that get the massive ones. My bird would love that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) I was on a date with a bird last week. She got a bit drunk and towards the end of the evening brazenly asked how big my cock was...not in length but girth. I then made my wanking claw for which she stuck her fingers through and said "MMMm, nice". I dont think i'll see her again cos I made the hole twice as big as it really was. You could take a lesson from the club in lowering expectations. Plus if that's the sort of thing she's up to on a first date then you've know chance of touching the sides anyway. Edited July 31, 2014 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin 0 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 So what we are saying is that because alan pardew doesn't know what he's doing, he's a massive cock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I was on a date with a bird last week. She got a bit drunk and towards the end of the evening brazenly asked how big my cock was...not in length but girth. I then made my wanking claw for which she stuck her fingers through and said "MMMm, nice". I dont think i'll see her again cos I made the hole twice as big as it really was. Surely you fucked her at the end of the date so she knows how big it now though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Stevie has a roomful of people going for his groin, and is taking a poll on lad sizes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 If you're worried about this lass doctor seeing your package tomorrow Stevie just give it a little rub before you go in. I don't think "it's because I'm not an ugly cunt" is going to wash with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6587 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Surely you fucked her at the end of the date so she knows how big it now though? She was too fucked to be fucked. Chucked her in a cab. Proper Gentleman me, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 She was too fucked to be fucked. Chucked her in a cab. Proper Gentleman me, like.Never took you for a huckle Holden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 It's the same length as the distance between a fully extended (oo-er) thumb and forefinger. You just tried it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9777 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Gemmill is hung like a chinese mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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