jonasjuice 0 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 So in my insomniac haze I've just watched Liar Liar, where *spoiler alert* a man essentially risks being shot/lifelong imprisonment for hijacking a plane when he could just wait to call her when his loved one lands, and rather than get some much needed sleep it got me to wondering about toontastic's old romantics. So anyone ever gone for a romcom style hail mary gesture, and if so, just how badly did it go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share Posted May 30, 2014 And for the love of God Asprilla, get a lawyer to proofread your posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 At a party where the theme was celebrities, 17-year old I, as Enrique Iglesias got up on stage and kareoked 'Hero' to a girl I liked. It worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Did the dishes once- moved Mrs. F. to tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33231 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33231 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I told Mrs HMHM to have a nice lie in on her birthday rather than get up to make my breakfast then knock my bait up when I was on early shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Seems I have competition for the "Toontastic Casanova" title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33231 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I went round to some nurses place and had a right good go at her front garden. All I got was a cuppa afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Outrageous. Should've kicked her back door in to protest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33231 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Probably the most romantic gesture I made was writing a poem about the missus in the nineties before we were married. I think it was about the time she was starting to get a little uppity about the odd away game I went to. Wrote it in the week leading up to the cup semi-final at Old Trafford v Sheff Utd I think. It worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 "Now what rhymes with Andreas Andersson...?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Probably the most romantic gesture I made was writing a poem about the missus in the nineties before we were married. I think it was about the time she was starting to get a little uppity about the odd away game I went to. Wrote it in the week leading up to the cup semi-final at Old Trafford v Sheff Utd I think. It worked. :lol:Please dig it out, sounds absolutely mint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33231 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 "Now what rhymes with Andreas Andersson...?" Please dig it out, sounds absolutely mint. No chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 (edited) No chance I'm sorry pet but I have to gan To Old Trafford like a Soopafan I might have beer for breakfast But that doesn't make me a wino There might be Loaded on the bus but I draw the line at Spearmint Rhino. Nailed it? Edited May 30, 2014 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33231 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I'm sorry pet but I have to gan To Old Trafford like a Soopafan I might have beer for breakfast But that doesn't make me a wino There might be Loaded on the bus but I draw the line at Spearmint Rhino. Nailed it? Nowhere close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 It's more about the everyday little things than the overblown gestures. Telling her everyday she's gorgeous, or I love her, or hugging/kissing her.... actually listening to something she says every now and then, even going so far as to feign interest and maybe ask a follow up question on really special occasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 does cumming on tits instead of face count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 actually listening to something she says every now and then, even going so far as to feign interest and maybe ask a follow up question on really special occasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I think I have now perfecting the art of blocking out 95% of what she says but picking up on the odd point so I can agree or ask a follow up question. Seems to be working so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 does cumming on tits instead of face count? That's common decency- romance is dropping an unused wet wipe on her face afterwards for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 I think I have now perfecting the art of blocking out 95% of what she says but picking up on the odd point so I can agree or ask a follow up question. Seems to be working so far. I've gone the opposite way, followed up every boring sentence with "yeah" so she gets the idea that I'm not really bothered. I am getting some pretty good results at the moment, don't think it will be long until we can have normal people conversations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I am not a catholic so find Hail Marys distasteful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Popeophobia! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Popeophobia! Yes but with an intact arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Praise the Lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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