Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 Have you had an arsectomy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2967 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Wonder why @@Monroe Transfer has not had a posting in this thread yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Weirdo northerner cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 Weirdo Geordie cunts. Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33228 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 A distant memory Have you had an arsectomy? Northumbrian Piper. (Colostomy job). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 Can he still fart though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33228 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Yes, but only if Kathrynn Tickell (sp) sticks her fingers in his sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 I'm sure the fragrant Kathryn will be overjoyed to find her name in this thread. She can squeeze my bellows anytime she likes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33228 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I'd make sweet music if she massaged my sack to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 This seems the right time and place to post this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Have you had an arsectomy? No I'm going to have to soon like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 Syrup of figs mate..... ...... And frozen bog roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Slightly off topic, my shites are fine right now but I've been dropping some rancid farts this evening. Kept having to leave the room earlier out of respect for the wife. You know they're bad when they even offend your own nose. I'm usually not that disgusted by my own brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 You drop your guts next to Mrs. G, find the stench unbearable, so leave the room, abandoning Mrs. G to her fate? You call that respect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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