Monkeys Fist 42454 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Thought I'd start this for CT, as it seems to be the next natural progression in his determination to bore the fucking life out of us with his documentation of every single aspect of his life. Please use spoiler tags when posting pictures, you daft Weeble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44886 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I'm off work today with some horrendous stomach complaint. What a sore arse I've got, and no sign of let-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42454 Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 Try a stand up wipe. Allows for a more gentle touch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33223 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Launched a type II class U Boat on Sunday via my arsehole. It needed dismantled before the third flush despatched it into the North Sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Bloody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33223 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 It was mammoth. But not bloody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44886 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Try a stand up wipe. Allows for a more gentle touch It would be running down my legs, you animal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33223 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 It would be running down my legs, you animal! Pinstripe stockings? Â Whatever floats your dinghy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42454 Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 It would be running down my legs, you animal! It's usual to wait until you've stopped shitting before wiping, you baggy sphinctered gigamorph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Satisfying, just the three wipes required Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 A bit yellow, a lot runny. Don't eat too much bad food in the week any more which means the weekend takeaway has a significant effect on my post-weekend pooping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17273 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Cat can you close the thread when CT starts adding pictures? Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Definitely! Although before I do that, we have a chart at work called the Bristol Stool Chart where you can categorize poo. This is the cake version just for CT.... Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 FFS Cath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33223 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 'stool chart' Â Fly sits on a turd, fly already on it says, "sorry mate, this stool's taken". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 From the chart: lots of number ones lately but had a horrible emergency number seven the other day while luckily at home which exploded out of me at mach one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Had a good number 2 before that was strangely black. Just about drew an ace with it though so I'll let it slide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 FFS Cath  Problem petal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Â Problem petal? In one picture you managed to ruin two things I enjoy; cake and having a shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42454 Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 In one picture you managed to ruin two things I enjoy; cake and having a shit!That's the cropped version, in the full one she's sat next to it with her chebs out, holding an Xbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42454 Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 http://tapatalk.com/tapatalk_mobile_image.php?img=aHR0cDovL2ltZy50YXBhdGFsay5jb20vZC8xNC8wNS8wNy9vcmlnaW5hbC96ZXF5enlzeS5qcGc%3D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30614 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 A mate of mine had a shit in a pint glass in the Old George after the game against the tramps last season. I seem to remember it was a cross between a 2 & 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 A distant memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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