Meenzer 15716 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 It's that time of year again, folks! Semi-finals on BBC THREE tonight and Thursday (8pm), grand final on BBC ONE on Saturday night as ever. Tonight's highlights include a Dutch duet straight off the set of Nashville, a fat man from Belgium with a mother fetish, a trapeze artist from Azerbaijan, and some Latvian student cunts who want to know how to bake a cake. It'll be the car crash of the year. You know you want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Just makes a pleasant change that our entry isn't being performed or been written by a has been they've dug up from somewhere. Still won't come anywhere near to winning it tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Is it obligatory to enter? Have we ever just sat one out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 It's not. We last sat out in 1958 though. Gluttons for punishment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 We are one of the "big five" i.e. we fund it and they can't kick us out. Saw some of last night's performances they were an eye opener (and not in a good way) but that's Eurovision. That cake one was quite catchy shame it didn't get through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Still one of my all time favourite bits of Eurovision, especially half way through when Harry Hill goes full on mental. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxfyg0__vB4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 GF insisting on taping this. Means I have to remove programs to make space for it. What a waste of MB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 In tonight's semi-final, the UK is actually allowed to vote! And what a feast awaits you, including trampolining Greeks, a Georgian fusion-jazz band with a giant parachute, BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS from Poland, a hologrammatic singer from Romania (spoiler alert), and several entries channeling the spirit of Mumford & Cunts. But don't let that put you off.Oh and if you want to get in the mood, there's even a dedicated Eurovision pop-up radio station from the Beeb that's operating for the next four days: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01xtzsl/livePerfect for annoying your colleagues/friends/family. Paging CT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45956 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Just watched the video for the Polish entry, and it seems to be a tourist information video with the message "Come to Poland, our women are busty sluts". Fair play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Meenzer 15716 Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 ....totally forgot to mention the Austrian drag queen who looks like Brock Manson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43028 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 That is the first Eurovision video I've seen all the way to the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31184 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Girl with a beard wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 ....totally forgot to mention the Austrian drag queen who looks like Brock Manson And that shite's just won - complete gimmick to win, got the comedy vote I guess. I'm still struggling to understand it though, I don't get why he/she would bother to make themselves up to look as female and attractive as possible then not bother to shave the beard... it's just weird and probably just to get the attention to win I suppose. Anyways, doesn't matter... POLISH BOOBS made up for it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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acrossthepond 878 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Just watched the video for the Polish entry, and it seems to be a tourist information video with the message "Come to Poland, our women are busty sluts". Fair play. That are also proficient at household chores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tooj 17 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 ....totally forgot to mention the Austrian drag queen who looks like Brock Manson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ausman 0 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 It just goes to show if you are a freak, then your guaranteed to win. It's so fucking political, although I did enjoy the boos when the Russian lady came on to give their points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted May 11, 2014 Author Share Posted May 11, 2014 https://twitter.com/rustyrockets/status/465264279223296001/photo/1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/australia-will-be-in-the-eurovision-song-contest-for-some-reason--l1U4IkF4nx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Well, they did win an Asian football tournament, so why not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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