Asprilla 96 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Branson buying us, re-hiring Keegan as manager and letting him loose with £250m, adidas re-making our kit, me designing it, Fender sponsoring us and AC/DC doing a little warm up set with Malcolm just before kick off on the day of the first match. . :wank: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 The ritual disembowelment of Dan Gosling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22147 Posted April 28, 2014 Author Share Posted April 28, 2014 half time show was to be Salma Hayek taking it in the stinker on the centre spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Wish I shared your confidence. I'm expecting £15m spend. That's been our average spend every season since he bought us. I'm expecting at least some of the extra TV money to be added to what we normally spend. He's going to do a little to encourage back some of those supporters that haven't renewed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Branson buying us, re-hiring Keegan as manager and letting him loose with £250m, adidas re-making our kit, me designing it, Fender sponsoring us and AC/DC doing a little warm up set with Malcolm just before kick off on the day of the first match. . :wank: :lol:And free beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4222 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 (edited) That's been our average spend every season since he bought us. I'm expecting at least some of the extra TV money to be added to what we normally spend. He's going to do a little to encourage back some of those supporters that haven't renewed. Didnt we say that about the TV money last summer? Even 20M wouldnt be that impressive considering the TV money and what we got for Cabaye ffs. But yeah considering our recent record I'd happily take it. Along with Pards' head hopefully Edited April 28, 2014 by aimaad22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 That's been our average spend every season since he bought us. I'm expecting at least some of the extra TV money to be added to what we normally spend. He's going to do a little to encourage back some of those supporters that haven't renewed. I guess that's why I'm expecting it.I don't believe he'll ramp up his spend until either crowds dwindle, or league status is at risk come Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Obviously Ashley selling up would boost my excitement again. But failing that Pardew has to go, even if we spend £20-30m I can't get excited with that utter tosser in charge. He basically insults or undermines the fans/city/club in some way most weeks, and tactically he's clueless. Him going is the absolute minimum I expect, if neither leave I cant see myself being excited at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 That moment when you click back onto Toontastic, forgetting which thread you were reading and see "Mike Ashley Selling Up" first and foremost on the page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22147 Posted April 28, 2014 Author Share Posted April 28, 2014 a £50m net spend on 5 or 6 new players would wet my appetite. it's just never going to happen though is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 a £50m net spend on 5 or 6 new players would wet my appetite. it's just never going to happen though is it. Even if it did, Pardocchio would have them ruined in 4 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Even if it did, Pardocchio would have them ruined in 4 months. This, the man is completely incapable of coaching players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Ashley to sell up. I'd take League Two football I hate him that much. I don't just want him to sell up, I want the rest of his life to be shit. The man is a fat cunt, the worst person in the entire history of the club, and that's a bold statement. 3 billion in the bank and he lets the club drift like it is. Absolute cunt. You giving your season ticket up? I can't stomach making a billionaire even richer I'm afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Even if we spent a canny bit this Summer, Pardew will have them all looking like League 1 players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 You'll be able to get out of that 10 year deal, if you want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Probably unrealistic but a new owner with ambition for the club oh and Keegan as manager & Shearer his assistant. When Keegan has enough move him upstairs give Shearer the managers job. It may not work but it'd be a damn sight more fun than it is now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 (edited) Just write them a letter telling them you don't intend to renew your ticket, and that you will be canceling your direct debit. Ask them to contact you immediately if there are any issues with this, and if you do get any shit off them either stand your ground or go to a solicitor. Give them a date by which you require a written response - say 2 weeks - and if you don't hear from them by then, you'll consider the matter closed. At the end of the day, you've paid for the games that you've been to, you're not trying to get anything for free. I'm sure the contract is unenforceable from their side anyway - they can't make you continue to buy a ticket for ten years. Edited April 28, 2014 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 (edited) I would imagine Keegan is a busted flush at this stage like - he's 63 and would be in football now if he really wanted to be. People living in the past wanting him back - it's getting on for 20 years now! Shearer is an uninspiring ringpiece too. Edited April 28, 2014 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Well I can dream I suppose it's better than this fucking nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Aye sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33836 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I would imagine Keegan is a busted flush at this stage like - he's 63 and would be in football now if he really wanted to be. People living in the past wanting him back - it's getting on for 20 years now! Shearer is an uninspiring ringpiece too. Even now Keegan would wipe the fucking floor with Pardew, man! Anyway, pointless debate, we're stuck with Jabba the cunt and any sap desperate enough to work for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Viagra. And whatever the best hard drug that's out there today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Viagra. And whatever the best hard drug that's out there today. Ketamine enhances match days enormously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 New owner, new manager and a complete squad overhaul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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