Newcastle United vs. Swansea City

[Rayvin 5223]

I never start these, so I thought I'd try one. I figured I'm safe, because if we lose 4-0 I'll be about on par with everyone else in recent weeks, and at least we'll know never to let me start one again rather than chancing it when it might mean something.

 

I think we'll draw 0-0. We can't score and Swansea have been generally pants this season. If we lose through playing the same turgid football we've been guilty of in recent weeks, you would have to hope that it might spell curtains for Pardew.

 

My impression was that both Remy and Debuchy would be back for this mind you, so he'll not really have any argument if we do lose...

 

I can't see us beating Arsenal or Liverpool, and Cardiff will be fighting tooth and nail to avoid relegation...so this might be our easiest remaining game.

[Kitman 2207]

I just can't see us scoring a goal at the minute, so maybe 0-0 is the best we can hope for. As it happens I think we'll probably lose 1 or 2 nothing. If it stays goalless I expect the Silver Fox will get lambasted by the SJP faithful, and rightly so.

[Monkeys Fist 42442]

I honestly couldn't give a fuck anymore.

Mission accomplished Ashley, you cunt.

[Kitman 2207]

If this season was a horse, they'd shoot it

 

[Kitman 2207]

And the French would eat it…..

 

[Dr Gloom 21923]

if it looks like a horse, it probably is a horse

[The Fish 10857]

Swansea will score a couple. We won't.

 

Pardew will blame disharmony in the dressing room caused by fans' unreasonable expectations, local press and the Clangers.

[StoneColdStephenIreland 74]

Couldnt give a shit if we win, lose or draw. All I want is to see Pardew sacked and I hope the fans show him how much we don't want him here.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13866]

Fancy a pathetic loss but this time, Swansea will grab the late goal after our lot have given up.

Edited April 16, 2014 by Ayatollah Hermione

[Dr Gloom 21923]

monkeys a give couldn't i

[Brock Manson 0]

Bony to score a screamer.

[Graing 15]

Luuk will come off the bench pumped with adrenaline that Siem will be joining in the summer and score his first PL goal. Newcastle 1 - 0.

[Howay 12496]

We'll start ok but not score, they'll get one before halftime and then the second half will be shite ending 2-0 to them.

[Sonatine 11376]

[Inochi 0]

Well, I hope we win. Fuck the po-lice.

[trooper 940]

Physioroom.com

18/04/14

S. Taylor knock 19th April 2014

H. Ben Arfa hip/thigh injury 19th April 2014 late fitness test

D. Santon hamstring no return date

M. Sissoko hamstring 28th April 2014

S. Ameobi ankle/foot injury no return date

M. Debuchy groin strain 19th April 2014 late fitness test

L. Remy calf/shin injury 19th April 2014 late fitness test

G. Obertan knee injury no return date

R. Taylor ACL knee injury no return date

[Monroe Transfer 0]

We're playing tomorrow?

[Monroe Transfer 0]

S. Ameobi ankle/foot injury no return date

 

Wait... have we seen the last of Shola in a Toon kit?

[The Fish 10857]

Wait... have we seen the last of Shola in a Toon kit?

Testimonial? but yeah, probably.

[trooper 940]

Testimonial? but yeah, probably.

Sorry to disappoint lads but I think it might be Sammy.

[Besty 4]

The team I've been sent reads like we're playing 4-2-4.

[The Fish 10857]

 

The team I've been sent reads like we're playing 4-2-4.

 

didn't Taylor reckon we were likely to play 3 at the back?

[Andrew 4748]

 

The team I've been sent reads like we're playing 4-2-4.

-Tony Pulis

[PaddockLad 17258]

Can someone fill me in on the salient differences between a 4-2-4 and a 4-4-2?....

[Besty 4]

-Tony Pulis

 

He hasn't said who's playing, just that Dummet is starting.