trophyshy 7084 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 WHATEVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31204 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Well it would certainly be positive news if true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4827 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 WHATEVER Get to your room! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Get to your room! Already there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Chelsea are in for him so the choices he has are, mid table mediocrity and no cup runs.Or European football, a shot at the premiership title and probably a couple of decent cup runs. This is what we'll be up against with every player we're linked with if there's another club after them as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46031 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Let's just hope he's lazy and fancies Tuesday and Wednesday nights in front of the telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4827 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Let's just hope he's lazy and fancies Tuesday and Wednesday nights in front of the telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 We'll be close to signing him if we double what we've offered no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 What's left at the club (for now) scored 18 last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43068 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 CT is sitting in the cafe at Boldon Asda when he notices a stunning woman sitting two tables away. He catches her eye, and shows her his interest by wiping the slobber from his chin and suggestively chowing down on a cheese pasty. He mistakes her amusement for interest and is about to go over and slam his micropenis on the table and say, " How about it, Love?" when a fit young buck "accidentally" brushes past her, knocking over a cup. After apologising , said buck takes two mjnutes to get her number, arrange a date, and leave. Technically, CT was close. Realistically , he never stood a chance. Guess who we are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4827 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 CT is sitting in the cafe at Boldon Asda when he notices a stunning woman sitting two tables away. He catches her eye, and shows her his interest by wiping the slobber from his chin and suggestively chowing down on a cheese pasty. He mistakes her amusement for interest and is about to go over and slam his micropenis on the table and say, " How about it, Love?" when a fit young buck "accidentally" brushes past her, knocking over a cup. After apologising , said buck takes two mjnutes to get her number, arrange a date, and leave. Technically, CT was close. Realistically , he never stood a chance. Guess who we are? Time on your hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inochi 0 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Appears to be positive news, that. Not a lot being said about any other clubs reported interest materialising into bids. We're stuck with Pardew, so the more talented players we bring in, the better chance we've got of doing (relatively) well next season. Apologies for the relatively positive post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4827 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Apologies for the relatively positive post. It's ok, troopers on a half day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Chelsea are in for him so the choices he has are, mid table mediocrity and no cup runs.Or European football, a shot at the premiership title and probably a couple of decent cup runs. This is what we'll be up against with every player we're linked with if there's another club after them as well. At this stage, I'd call that cock-eyed optimism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 At this stage, I'd call that cock-eyed optimism. Negative cup runs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I was talking about mid-table mediocrity, but yeah - let's go with dusting an old cup off and giving it back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15719 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Melting it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I was talking about mid-table mediocrity, but yeah - let's go with dusting an old cup off and giving it back... I think they've already rusted away/been sold by Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 So we're low balling on the Cabella fee and then we'll try to screw him on wages. Yet we're close to signing him apparently. Sounds like deja vu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4222 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 We seem to be trying very hard not to sign him. Piss him or his agent off, his club, or wait for another club to come in and steal him. Good thing there's always good old Colback and Sidwell to fall back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I'm at a point where ...................... I don't think we'll get an adequate replacement to fill Cabaye's boots. I don't think we'll get a striker anywhere as good as Remy. I think that if Debuchy leaves we won't get anyone as good to take his place. In fact I think this summer window will be a complete disaster for us. I think, well I'd like to think, I'm having a nightmare and everything will turn out good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 I reckon they've bid for Cabella thinking he definitely wouldn't be interested in coming here. However, his ex-captain and big mate Yanga M'Biwa is here so he wants to come. Rumours then quickly surface that we want rid of M'Biwa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31204 Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/may/30/remy-cabella-newcastle-montpellier-raise-price They moved the goalposts at the last minute, we aren't prepared to be held to ransom etc. etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31204 Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Was it the Gomis or Bony transfer or another one where we previously used that excuse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31204 Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Not to worry though, we've lined up a 4 goal a season striking sensation to replace Shola. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-join-race-victor-ibarbo-3628345#ixzz33F3gSkbq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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