Gemmill 44881 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 Fuck you, Jan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Fuck you, Jan. Nah your waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to young for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Fucking 39 this year. Crazy. That's a fine target to aim for, but surely you'll run out of Duracell for the bionic bonking attachment? I'd be surprised if you got past 3 victims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15529 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 The Roomba can do the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 I was 23 when I moved from South Shields to Ipswich for 14 months. Back to SS to finish my degree (i did a thick sandwich) then off Beverley when I was 25. Bought my house at 26 for the pricey sum of £38,500 and I'm still in it. South Shields that house must be worth at least £39000 by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 OMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 OMG Found your first pube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 So he thought, then he pissed out of it. ©1987 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I was 17 when I first left home. It was to live with my older sister and two of her friends in Glebe which is the bohemiam part of Sydney. They were great times, I let my hair grow long and I started shaving my pubic region because it was quite fashionable to do so back then. Walking got you anywhere you needed to - to buy weed or a few pills, to get to a top notch watering hole or club, plenty of nice cheap takeouts in every direction as well. The best part of moving out was having sex without needing to hide it or doing it in a silly place like the backseat of a car or in a darkened park. Things were sublime until I noticed a red pimple just below my pubic hair-line one day, only discovered because I shaved that region of my body and it was easy to detect. Thought nothing of it for a few weeks until more appeared. It was later to be diagnosed as a bout of genital warts. I was devastated and angry at the same time - devastated because I thought I picked and chose my partners very well and angry because I couldn't believe some dirty bitch gave it to me. Anyway after this happened to me my love for all things bohemian came to an end. I went back to my parents' place on all fours and stayed there eventually moving out just after I turned 29, I immediately got a short, back and sides and I switched to the conservative side of politics. Oh, and I never shaved my pubic region again. Now everytime I hear Mama Or The Papas or The Byrds playing on the radio I get nasty flashbacks and feel a real urge to kick a hippy's arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44881 Posted February 25, 2014 Author Share Posted February 25, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Still got warts on the Old Chap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 My immediate response after I finished reading that was to tut, roll my eyes and say "Aussies". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 (edited) And how's that bloated, farting sister of yours doing these days? Is she well? Edited February 26, 2014 by Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Walkabout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 South Shields that house must be worth at least £39000 by now. About £105,000 I have work done to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 About £105,000 I have work done to it! Did you hang this picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Did you hang this picture? I was going to ask if they had gold beams inserted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Don't actually live in 'ULL you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Don't actually live in 'ULL you know. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I live in the East Riding of Yorkshire.........However I can walk to the match on Saturday So its my home away game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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