Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 that a bloke in my office died, we all went to his funeral and afterwards I was standing alone near the cemetary when the supposedly dead bloke walks past me. So I follows him to the bank where he is given a cheque for millions of pounds. I follow him after he leaves the bank and heads to the airport, on route I ring a few people from the office to tell them what's happening, they meet me at the airport and we confront the bloke. I then woke up confused and think to myself what a funny dream, then it dawns on me! The bloke in question has just took over control of the lottery syndicate at work hasn't he! And he's a bender to boot so his honesty is already in question! A preminition me thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Or too much cheese before bedtime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 that a bloke in my office died, we all went to his funeral and afterwards I was standing alone near the cemetary when the supposedly dead bloke walks past me. So I follows him to the bank where he is given a cheque for millions of pounds. I follow him after he leaves the bank and heads to the airport, on route I ring a few people from the office to tell them what's happening, they meet me at the airport and we confront the bloke. I then woke up confused and think to myself what a funny dream, then it dawns on me! The bloke in question has just took over control of the lottery syndicate at work hasn't he! And he's a bender to boot so his honesty is already in question! A preminition me thinks. 80053[/snapback] You can just come out and say Wacky you know. We dont need names, but its fucking obvious to everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Or too much cheese before bedtime 80057[/snapback] Wacky's knob cheese tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Or too much cheese before bedtime 80057[/snapback] Wacky's knob cheese tbh. 80071[/snapback] I think we've covered all bases between us now, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 Poor dwarf bastard gets some stick on here like, it's just as well god blesses these midgets with a canny sense of humour. Anyway it wasn't Wacky, couldn't be, I said a bloke at work and Wacky's dole scum! He's addicted to skunk you know, ever since someone in the Byker Wall told him it gets you high! Thick as fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Or too much cheese before bedtime 80057[/snapback] Thats his lass on a Friday night whilst he's at Bowls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 that a bloke in my office died, we all went to his funeral and afterwards I was standing alone near the cemetary when the supposedly dead bloke walks past me. So I follows him to the bank where he is given a cheque for millions of pounds. I follow him after he leaves the bank and heads to the airport, on route I ring a few people from the office to tell them what's happening, they meet me at the airport and we confront the bloke. I then woke up confused and think to myself what a funny dream, then it dawns on me! The bloke in question has just took over control of the lottery syndicate at work hasn't he! And he's a bender to boot so his honesty is already in question! A preminition me thinks. 80053[/snapback] I would keep a close eye on the shit pushing bastard, to have your lottery winnings stolen is one thing, by a raving hom is another. Make sure he puts the right numbers on as i used to work with this right thick cunt who ended up costing us a monkey on the irish lottery through not checking the tickets properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I had a dream once in which myself and Libby (from Sabrina ) were inside a linen closet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I had a dream once in which myself and Libby (from Sabrina ) were inside a linen closet 80127[/snapback] Dunno who she is. Made me think of Libby Kennedy though of Neighbours which is never bad. The epitomy of borderline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 that a bloke in my office died, we all went to his funeral and afterwards I was standing alone near the cemetary when the supposedly dead bloke walks past me. So I follows him to the bank where he is given a cheque for millions of pounds. I follow him after he leaves the bank and heads to the airport, on route I ring a few people from the office to tell them what's happening, they meet me at the airport and we confront the bloke. I then woke up confused and think to myself what a funny dream, then it dawns on me! The bloke in question has just took over control of the lottery syndicate at work hasn't he! And he's a bender to boot so his honesty is already in question! A preminition me thinks. 80053[/snapback] I would keep a close eye on the shit pushing bastard, to have your lottery winnings stolen is one thing, by a raving hom is another. Make sure he puts the right numbers on as i used to work with this right thick cunt who ended up costing us a monkey on the irish lottery through not checking the tickets properly 80092[/snapback] Hello! I was flush that month! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I had a dream once in which myself and Libby (from Sabrina ) were inside a linen closet 80127[/snapback] Dunno who she is. Made me think of Libby Kennedy though of Neighbours which is never bad. The epitomy of borderline. 80132[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 I had a dream once in which myself and Libby (from Sabrina ) were inside a linen closet 80127[/snapback] Dunno who she is. Made me think of Libby Kennedy though of Neighbours which is never bad. The epitomy of borderline. 80132[/snapback] 80140[/snapback] Hound tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I had a dream once in which myself and Libby (from Sabrina ) were inside a linen closet 80127[/snapback] Dunno who she is. Made me think of Libby Kennedy though of Neighbours which is never bad. The epitomy of borderline. 80132[/snapback] 80140[/snapback] Hound tbh! 80156[/snapback] You haven't watched the show (I'd like to point out I don't watch the show anymore) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I had a dream once in which myself and Libby (from Sabrina ) were inside a linen closet 80127[/snapback] Dunno who she is. Made me think of Libby Kennedy though of Neighbours which is never bad. The epitomy of borderline. 80132[/snapback] 80140[/snapback] Hound tbh! 80156[/snapback] You haven't watched the show (I'd like to point out I don't watch the show anymore) 80158[/snapback] gone blind tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Poor dwarf bastard gets some stick on here like, it's just as well god blesses these midgets with a canny sense of humour. Anyway it wasn't Wacky, couldn't be, I said a bloke at work and Wacky's dole scum! He's addicted to skunk you know, ever since someone in the Byker Wall told him it gets you high! Thick as fuck! 80077[/snapback] Don't see how that refutes the allegation of a pound of Wacky's love sausage up your back passage tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 gone blind tbh 80160[/snapback] Brock, if you don't watch it any more, why was she on your mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 gone blind tbh 80160[/snapback] Brock, if you don't watch it any more, why was she on your mind? 80163[/snapback] I forgot to mention that this was a dream I had a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Chops 0 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Homophobic tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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