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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

A decision we'll all have to make soon lads. How to react when the finger goes up. :lol:

 

 

 

I've had a few fingers up my arse already unfortunately, the general response has been a kind of generic 'oooh y'fucka' and a wince. :lol:

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A couple of years ago I had a water infection.  Had the camera up the japs eye and finger up the arse.

 

1) Camera up that japs eye.  Wasn't painful as expected, its uncomfortable.  I was the youngest in the waiting room by about 40 years.  Procedure was done with 4 women in the room.  I was scared about getting a boner more than anything, but when you see the apparatus that soon goes away.

 

2) Finger up the ring.  I had just had the thing up my bell and to have a finger up my arse I had to sign a consent form.  Its quick and painless.  It's absolutely nothing.

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Not had a finger up my arse in a medical setting yet, looking forward to it though.

 

My first cancer was ball cancer, I reckon 60% of the medical professionals in greater Manchester have gone eye to with or fondled my cock and balls. It’s on my CV

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0nly "embarrassing" medical thing I've had was letting a female GP examine my foreskin as it was itchy which was fine - sorted by cream. 

 

Had a camera down my throat a few years ago - now that was fucking horrible. 

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1 hour ago, Renton said:

I've had a DRE, it was okay apart from the embarassment factor. Colonscopy was much, much worse. Fortunately I've never had an endoscopy which sounds horrendous. 

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about DRE

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