RobinRobin 11259 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 1 hour ago, Andrew said: Went to the beach today, the 2nd is a public hol in NZ and I've managed to come home with the soles of my feet so burnt by the sand that they've blistered this might be the stupidest injury I have ever inflicted on myself. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11259 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 45 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: When I was in Italy a couple of years ago, I was sat by the pool and an English couple came and sat near us. Lass was a ginger and a fucking unit to boot. Spent all day like a beached whale sunning herself. By around 15:00 you could see how fucking red she was. That night whilst the wife was getting ready I went for a stroll. As I was leaving the hotel she was getting loaded into the back of an ambulance. Silly fat cunt. 🙂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21579 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: A mate of mine did that and it was fucking bad. Hope you're not too bad. When I was in Italy a couple of years ago, I was sat by the pool and an English couple came and sat near us. Lass was a ginger and a fucking unit to boot. Spent all day like a beached whale sunning herself. By around 15:00 you could see how fucking red she was. That night whilst the wife was getting ready I went for a stroll. As I was leaving the hotel she was getting loaded into the back of an ambulance. Silly fat cunt. 😆 You'd make a great doctor. Share bedside manner tips with J69.... My mum's been taken ill and my brother has taken her to Cramlington, whilst he's up here (I'll take over tomorrow). Fearing a very shit start to the New Year. Said it before but genuinely hate this time of year, most my personal tragedies have centre on January or February, I 'm never far away from a hospital or morgue it seems. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42379 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Hope your Mam’s ok mate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21579 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 14 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Hope your Mam’s ok mate. Thanks mate. Sorry, wasn't trying to give anyone the impression she's on death's door or anything. She's in for emergency tests today. Her BP is insanely high apparently (like, systolic >250 mmHg). That's a worry for me too as I have verfy high BP (although it seems to be mainly white coat hypertension as all the tests on my heart/kidneys etc are all okay). It's just over the last decade or bit longer, the first week in January I have lost count how many times I've helped family out with medical crises, seem to live in Cramlington/RVI/Freeman. A lot of it is, I'm sure, directly as a result of the close proximity we have at Xmas (virus spread) and the fucking stress Xmas inevitably brings. I mean I am no Grinch, but BAN THE FUCKER imo. Okay, I am the literal incarnation of the Grinch. Fuck Xmas, glad it's over, bring on spring. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 3 minutes ago, Renton said: A lot of it is, I'm sure, directly as a result of the close proximity we have at Xmas (virus spread) and the fucking stress Xmas inevitably brings. My mother kindly fell down the stairs shortly before Christmas in order to pick up every bug that's going round the Freeman instead. No broken bones, remarkably, just bruised pride and a fair dose of cabin fever. She's still in there but that's mainly because none of the specialists who could discharge her have been in much over Christmas and New Year. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9386 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 4 hours ago, Andrew said: Went to the beach today, the 2nd is a public hol in NZ and I've managed to come home with the soles of my feet so burnt by the sand that they've blistered this might be the stupidest injury I have ever inflicted on myself. That's what the locals do to toughen them up for trecking the road to mordor, just ask Robin Robin. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21579 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Meenzer said: My mother kindly fell down the stairs shortly before Christmas in order to pick up every bug that's going round the Freeman instead. No broken bones, remarkably, just bruised pride and a fair dose of cabin fever. She's still in there but that's mainly because none of the specialists who could discharge her have been in much over Christmas and New Year. Sorry to hear that. Aye, next week with the doctor's strike is going to be carnage. No bugger will get discharged, casualties will pile high, ambulances static. JUST PAY DOCTOR'S WHAT THEY'RE WORTH you fucking tory cunts. I did half of med school, it's incredibly demanding and these lads and lasses deserve all our respect. I couldn't hack it ateod yet now have ended up in a much more cushy job outside the NHS. I want to go back, but can't afford to. Edited January 2 by Renton 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11259 Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 12 hours ago, Toonpack said: That's what the locals do to toughen them up for trecking the road to mordor, just ask Robin Robin. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Avocado hand. I know better but was careless and put a knife directly through the nut into the hand holding it. Had to go to A&E. So far it looks like I haven’t caused serious damage. Kittchen looked like a crime scene though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42379 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 19 minutes ago, Isegrim said: Avocado hand. I know better but was careless and put a knife directly through the nut into the hand holding it. Had to go to A&E. So far it looks like I haven’t caused serious damage. Kittchen looked like a crime scene though. Hope your hand recovers fully, but at least you’ll have added a bit of flavour to the avocado. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30558 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 50 minutes ago, Isegrim said: Avocado hand. I know better but was careless and put a knife directly through the nut into the hand holding it. Had to go to A&E. So far it looks like I haven’t caused serious damage. Kittchen looked like a crime scene though. The hardships of being middle class. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 16 minutes ago, ewerk said: The hardships of being middle class. Indeed, even though I wasn’t having any Pimms watching the plebs kicking a ball around earlier 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 1 hour ago, Isegrim said: Avocado hand. I know better but was careless and put a knife directly through the nut into the hand holding it. Had to go to A&E. So far it looks like I haven’t caused serious damage. Kittchen looked like a crime scene though. Are you still able to wank, my level of sympathy depends on your answer. I might be pissed btw. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 1 minute ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Are you still able to wank, my level of sympathy depends on your answer. I might be pissed btw. I am still a right wanker. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42379 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 4 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Are you still able to wank, my level of sympathy depends on your answer. I might be pissed btw. I mean, how big is the hole in hand? When life gives you lemons… 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 2 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Are you still able to wank, my level of sympathy depends on your answer. I might be pissed btw. I resemble that remark and resent the implication it's only because I'm pissed. Mate of mine got in touch out the blue the other day. Cyst removed from under his armpit, poor bastard can barely move his arm and sounds like he's in extreme pain. First question was "better not be yer wanking hand man, I'm long overdue a reacharound" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 It does look like I hit a nerve after all. Waiting for a necessary operation later today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Is it your gavel hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Unfortunately we don’t have gavels here. No wigs either although I could need one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44805 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Oof that's a serious dressing! Hope you're alright and that it recovers quickly. Newcastle's injury crisis is spreading. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Oof that's a serious dressing! Hope you're alright and that it recovers quickly. Newcastle's injury crisis is spreading. Well, it does stop me from starting match threads. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Dumbledore dies on page 596. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30558 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Ouch, that looks like it stung a bit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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