wykikitoon 19980 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Took my nephew to one of those trampoline places at the weekend. Full of bouncing chav tits, its full of retards too. In the process I've fucked my back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Took my nephew to one of those trampoline places at the weekend. Full of bouncing chav tits, its full of retards too. In the process I've fucked my back Karma for trying to use him to skive off work. Edit: I realised that read horribly - I meant it pisstakingly Edited August 13, 2018 by NJS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19980 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene_Clark 12 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 severe episodes of paranoia, manic interludes & an unending wish to be murdered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4188 Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Has my last scan last week, got to wait until next Friday for results. The waiting to find out is probably worse than the treatment. Hair has decided to grow back patchy as, I’ve had it razored off twice and it’s still being a mong. Still better than a man bun that I see cunts wearing like so I might just grow it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30369 Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Stay bald. It’s the manly way of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4188 Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 I have (had) such lovely hair though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Stay bald. It’s the manly way of life. Are you another slaphead? Fucking hell, that's Alex, Ant, MF, dotbum, probably many more. Thank God we've got Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13837 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 My hair is quite simply fantastic. It’s got the kind of depth and volume only seen in Russian Literature 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 I used to have a superb mane. Now receding at the front. I don’t think I’ll ever go completely bald but it’s getting the number 1 treatment all over as soon as I clock a bald spot at the back. Shaving my head again after all these years would be liberating - the ultimate low maintenance cut. It’s a bit unfair that we assume those who have hair but take it to the bone are thugs or nazis when it’s entirely socially acceptable to do so if you’re follically challenged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: I used to have a superb mane. Now receding at the front. I don’t think I’ll ever go completely bald but it’s getting the number 1 treatment all over as soon as I clock a bald spot at the back. Shaving my head again after all these years would be liberating - the ultimate low maintenance cut. It’s a bit unfair that we assume those who have hair but take it to the bone are thugs or nazis when it’s entirely socially acceptable to do so if you’re follically challenged. Quite. I don't assume they are nazis. I assume they are slapheads who may be nazis. My hair is as thick as ever. Going a bit grey on my side burns but can't complain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4721 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 16 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: My hair is quite simply fantastic. It’s got the kind of depth and volume only seen in Russian Literature tbf I think you, me and tom make up for the rest of the board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30369 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 11 hours ago, Renton said: Are you another slaphead? Fucking hell, that's Alex, Ant, MF, dotbum, probably many more. Thank God we've got Tom. Definitely enough baldies to start our own branch of the EDL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4188 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Slapheads suit some blokes, it doesn’t suit me. I had fairly long hair and had a full beard since I will 18, so I’ve gone from unkempt wilderness looking fucker to a frog whose heads too small for his body. It’s a strong look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4721 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 I've gotta say your attitude and comment on yourself is absolutely ace @strawb considering all you've had to deal with 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34912 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 minute ago, strawb said: Slapheads suit some blokes, it doesn’t suit me. I had fairly long hair and had a full beard since I will 18, so I’ve gone from unkempt wilderness looking fucker to a frog whose heads too small for his body. It’s a strong look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 I still have all my own hair and teeth. Although I forget where I put them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4188 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Cancer free. Bring me all the beers! 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34912 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 41 minutes ago, strawb said: Cancer free. Bring me all the beers! Congrats, mate. Great news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4721 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 56 minutes ago, strawb said: Cancer free. Bring me all the beers! Fuck yeah! That's fantastic news, congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13837 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, strawb said: Cancer free. Bring me all the beers! Class, mate. Enjoy whatever vice is yours and then boot your lasses back doors in with renewed vigour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4188 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Cheers lads. Going to enjoy all my vices next weekend, got my mates coming to manc for my bday. Just waiting for some pubs to open and I’m off out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 6 hours ago, strawb said: Cancer free. Bring me all the beers! Congrats, but celebrating with a carcinogen is like when CT weighs himself after a massive shit and rewards his weight loss with a duck pizza :razz: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32826 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 6 hours ago, strawb said: Cancer free. Bring me all the beers! Excellent! My Mam just had scans, bloods etc and there's no trace of her cancer cells after her Op and chemotherapy too. It's a relief. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30369 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Congrats to all! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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