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On 08/06/2023 at 09:18, Howmanheyman said:

I was in hospital last night, have some virus that is causing mayhem with my stomach and I've had a constant fever with it, still have. The shivering is the worst. Had to rush to the toilet after I got back home around one in the morning for yet more more diarrhea after I'd managed to fall asleep, almost felt an involuntary fart was a bit wet in the dark. This morning, in the light, the wall next to my bed looked like Bobby Sands cell! Never had anything like this before. As I was struggling to get out of bed doubled over the involuntary fart must've flew out at a very high velocity and hit the wall about a metre away. It wasn't a nice sight I'll be honest. :lol:

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48 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I’ll admit that I like to go through the archives on occasion but WTF?

HMHM shared it in another thread I didn’t just search this out :lol:

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I reckon the council could’ve saved a fortune on the demolition of that tower block in Walker this weekend. 
 

Just give HMHM a curry and a night on the piss and he’d have it flattened next morning. :lol:

 

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Thanks to a fairly brutal dose of Man Flu, I am currently nothing more than a bodily fluids production unit. 
Sweat, snot, tears, saliva, piss, shitewater, all on fucking overdrive. 
 

BASTARD! 
 

 

That is all. 

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26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Sweat, snot, tears, saliva, piss, shitewater, all on fucking overdrive. 

 

27 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

That is all.

 

Thank christ for that. 

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I got the flu jab the other day. I don't know why, I never leave the house other than to walk the dog. I'm protected against my lass bringing it home from some wanker pupil though. 

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11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I got the flu jab the other day. I don't know why, I never leave the house other than to walk the dog. I'm protected against my lass bringing it home from some wanker pupil though. 

It’s rife in schools atm so good move tbh

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Fairly sure I am just recovering from it now. Headache, swollen joints, fever, shivers, lung issues but nose clear so didn't feel like a typical cold. A lot of my work have come down with it since the Xmas party. I had the jab so that prottects you but like the covid one doesn't necessarily stop you getting it. 

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4 hours ago, Renton said:

I had the jab so that prottects you but like the covid one doesn't necessarily stop you getting it. 

 

I'm immunocompromised, so covid, flu and whatever else jabs every year. Mate and I both got covid about a month back, probably when we went and saw Yard Act and the place was rammed,

I'm six covid boosters in, he stopped at three because they make him feel like shite. I had a head cold and was a bit tired for a few days, two weeks later he was still getting over covid.

Besides making sure my 5G is up to date, why wouldn't you get the boosters?

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5 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Aye half the staff are off at my lass's place. Sounds like it's a bad one this year. Are you doing any better? 

Aye. Feel much better but I was fucked for a bit. Better now than crimbo I suppose. 

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12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Thanks to a fairly brutal dose of Man Flu, I am currently nothing more than a bodily fluids production unit. 
Sweat, snot, tears, saliva, piss, shitewater, all on fucking overdrive. 
 

BASTARD! 
 

 

That is all. 

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Just getting over an ear infection. Took 3 trips to the GP to get it properly diagnosed mind you. First time the Doctor was pretty dismissive, "I can't see anything just take some ibuprofen it'll clear up in a couple of days". 2 days without sleep due to the pain I go back, I see a different Doc who says she can see that it's an outer ear infection, she sends me off with a spray for the ear and some codeine for the pain.  2 more days without sleep I see an actual grown up Doctor and she sees bubbling on the ear drum, and the haggard look on my face, immediately writes a prescription for Co-Codaprin, Amoxicillin, no caffeine, don't get it wet, rest, hydrate, all that good shit. 

 

I've come online as much to get out of helping look after the 9 month old as it is to get some actual work done. :lol: 

 

 

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On 12/12/2024 at 14:58, Monkeys Fist said:

Thanks to a fairly brutal dose of Man Flu, I am currently nothing more than a bodily fluids production unit. 
Sweat, snot, tears, saliva, piss, shitewater, all on fucking overdrive. 
 

BASTARD! 
 

 

That is all. 

 

Had that last week and to add to the fun me piles burst so blood was a constant fluid loss addition.

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