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5 minutes ago, ewerk said:

'Gentleman Dave'.

'Not-Gemmill Dave'

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18 minutes ago, AgentAxeman said:

She just didn't want to destroy such a fantastic piece of art. 😁

Again 

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4 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Glad to hear this piss is fine though!

 

 

If you're glad Renton's piss is fine you'll be overjoyed to discover my piss is as clear as an angel's tear. :good:

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4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

If you're glad Renton's piss is fine you'll be overjoyed to discover my piss is as clear as an angel's tear. :good:

 

Although having said that, the Indian we had last week, the next day our lass walked past the bog and thought my arse was doing a superb tribute of the frogs chorus.

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I used to be elligable for a flu vaccine but now I'm not for some reason.  I have only had one since '21 anyways as I am getting older :lol:

 

I have tried to get a paid one at my local pharmacy and can't as the website is WANK.  So called the pharmacy, young lass said she cant do it needs to be done over the computer.  Fucking useless.  Tried looking at Boots, nowhere in Harrogate does them. 


Annoyed as fuck*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*as per

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1 minute ago, Toonpack said:

Getting my flu and covid jabs on Thursday, gratis, if that helps. 

I hope it hurts.

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On 01/10/2024 at 15:29, The Fish said:

I can hope.

 

Craig Hope: Toonpack in vaccination agony.

 

Luke Edwards: Toonpack may or may not have had his vaccinations.

 

Mark Douglas: Toonpack didn't feel a thing.

 

Take your pick.

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David Orenstein: Toonpack has had his vaccination

Fabrizio Romano: Toonpack 'Here we go!'

 

Spaniel Tits: Toonpack errrrm, like, well, errrrm what do you like think errrrrm like


Tory Boy: Toonpack its a total failure of the NHS that they cannot deliver the vaccinations that I as a donator got millions for, it's disgusting the NHS exists for free man!

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On 01/10/2024 at 15:24, Toonpack said:

Getting my flu and covid jabs on Thursday, gratis, if that helps. 

 

I've had the invite too. I am feeling this is quite a hollow boast tbh. 

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13 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

I've had the invite too. I am feeling this is quite a hollow boast tbh. 

 

How so ? You're not an old cunt (yet)

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I pulled the intercostal muscles under my left tit the other day whilst digging out a new patio area in my garden. 
 

Random movements produce a feeling like someone has stuck a molten iron rod through my chest. 
 

I’m due to start my 4 day driving shift tonight too :lol:

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4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I pulled the intercostal muscles under my left tit the other day whilst digging out a new patio area in my garden. 
 

Random movements produce a feeling like someone has stuck a molten iron rod through my chest. 
 

I’m due to start my 4 day driving shift tonight too :lol:


shit. Hope you’re on the mend soon man.

 

my dodgy lower back has been playing up the last couple of weeks. Not a bad one on this occasion, has been much, much worse in the past, but annoying enough to hinder pretty much everything. Getting older is a right pain in the arse, or back on my case 

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37 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Does the Throne not have lumbar support, Your Maj? 

 

the royal masseuse is already woking on it. 

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2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I pulled the intercostal muscles under my left tit the other day whilst digging out a new patio area in my garden. 
 

Random movements produce a feeling like someone has stuck a molten iron rod through my chest. 
 

I’m due to start my 4 day driving shift tonight too :lol:

You'll need to find somewhere else to bury them. 🙂 

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