Renton 20414 Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 3 hours ago, RobinRobin said: Think it's 3 years for personal injury, but I may be out of date. However, without evidence other than his own testimony, he is facing an uphill battle (especially if seeking sound medical advice here ) Your honour, I call to the stand evidence of my client's suffering from.... Gemmilll from toontastic. Ahem. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10672 Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 3 hours ago, Renton said: Your honour, I call to the stand evidence of my client's suffering from.... Gemmilll from toontastic. Ahem. To be fair he does seem to have had every possible malady and survived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10422 Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 1 hour ago, RobinRobin said: To be fair he does seem to have had every possible malady and survived. He's like Mr Burns from that Simpsons episode 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10422 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 Wife's got COVID. Boy is off school with a gastro bug. I've got Hayfever like Arkansas's got racism. Fuck this ^ Fuck This ^ and Fuck this especially ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20414 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 I say this every year but make sure you take a nasal steroid and make sure you follow the instructions correctly - every day. You'll feel much better after a week. Also sodium cromoglicate eye drops if your eyes are fucked - instant relief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29479 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 I managed to get food poisoning on holiday and a week later it’s still there. Thankfully I was only confined to bed for a day but still shitting about 15 times a day and now accompanied by bastarding stomach cramps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20414 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 36 minutes ago, ewerk said: I managed to get food poisoning on holiday and a week later it’s still there. Thankfully I was only confined to bed for a day but still shitting about 15 times a day and now accompanied by bastarding stomach cramps. 👍At least you'll come back from hols having lost weight. Oh, and loperamide (immodium). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31578 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 Ewerk's underpants like the Japanese flag. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 Dodgy Roman pizza ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10672 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Wife caught him perving 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10422 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 16 hours ago, Renton said: I say this every year but make sure you take a nasal steroid and make sure you follow the instructions correctly - every day. You'll feel much better after a week. Also sodium cromoglicate eye drops if your eyes are fucked - instant relief. Piriteze usually sorts me right out, but because of the shitty weather finally breaking I guess the entire floral community decided to vomit out their pollen at once. Like a bunch of cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20414 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 2 minutes ago, The Fish said: Piriteze usually sorts me right out, but because of the shitty weather finally breaking I guess the entire floral community decided to vomit out their pollen at once. Like a bunch of cunts. Antihistamines mask the symptoms, not the cause, and are systemic so have side effects like making you drowsy (even non-sedating ones). Plus, they're just not 100% effective as you're finding. Get a nasal steroid spray and then thank me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10422 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 3 minutes ago, Renton said: Antihistamines mask the symptoms, not the cause, and are systemic so have side effects like making you drowsy (even non-sedating ones). Plus, they're just not 100% effective as you're finding. Get a nasal steroid spray and then thank me. Which do you recommend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20414 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 29 minutes ago, The Fish said: Which do you recommend? I get mometasone on prescription but you can get them without prescription at pharmacists. Doesn't matter which one you use. https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/steroid-nasal-sprays/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21283 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Came for the Newcastle chat, stayed for the hay fever advice 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Hey, it’s not to be sneezed at. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21283 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 13 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Hey, it’s not to be sneezed at. don't get snotty me with me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10672 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10422 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Close the thread. Before it gets worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21283 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 10 minutes ago, The Fish said: Close the thread. Before it gets worse. let snot 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: don't get snotty me with me “ Here’s looking atchoo , kid” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Gloom 21283 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 34 minutes ago, The Fish said: we're only pollen your leg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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