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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

A decision we'll all have to make soon lads. How to react when the finger goes up. :lol:

 

 

 

I've had a few fingers up my arse already unfortunately, the general response has been a kind of generic 'oooh y'fucka' and a wince. :lol:

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I've had a DRE, it was okay apart from the embarassment factor. Colonscopy was much, much worse. Fortunately I've never had an endoscopy which sounds horrendous. 

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Just now, Gemmill said:

Aye I've had the finger a couple of times. First time was a young, bonny GP. Not great for either of us. :lol:

 

 

Was he gentle?

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A couple of years ago I had a water infection.  Had the camera up the japs eye and finger up the arse.

 

1) Camera up that japs eye.  Wasn't painful as expected, its uncomfortable.  I was the youngest in the waiting room by about 40 years.  Procedure was done with 4 women in the room.  I was scared about getting a boner more than anything, but when you see the apparatus that soon goes away.

 

2) Finger up the ring.  I had just had the thing up my bell and to have a finger up my arse I had to sign a consent form.  Its quick and painless.  It's absolutely nothing.

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Not had a finger up my arse in a medical setting yet, looking forward to it though.

 

My first cancer was ball cancer, I reckon 60% of the medical professionals in greater Manchester have gone eye to with or fondled my cock and balls. It’s on my CV

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0nly "embarrassing" medical thing I've had was letting a female GP examine my foreskin as it was itchy which was fine - sorted by cream. 

 

Had a camera down my throat a few years ago - now that was fucking horrible. 

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10 minutes ago, NJS said:

0nly "embarrassing" medical thing I've had was letting a female GP examine my foreskin as it was itchy which was fine - sorted by cream. 

 

Had a camera down my throat a few years ago - now that was fucking horrible. 

Puff!

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25 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I’ve had a camera up my arse up my cock and down my throat. I’m like a medical porn star.

I hope they washed it between uses. 

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Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

I hope they washed it between uses. 

 

Next stage is for him to get TWO cameras up his arse and one in his japs eye at the same time. Respect. 

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1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

Next stage is for him to get TWO cameras up his arse and one in his japs eye at the same time. Respect. 

BBC - Big bloody camera. 

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4 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Alreet Granny. 


hence why I was youngest in there :lol:

 

I walked in went to reception and they looked at me like I was in the wrong department :lol: 

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1 hour ago, Renton said:

I've had a DRE, it was okay apart from the embarassment factor. Colonscopy was much, much worse. Fortunately I've never had an endoscopy which sounds horrendous. 

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about DRE

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