OTF 8565 Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 On 27/07/2023 at 02:38, Gemmill said: Lads, I know you are DESPERATE for my attention, but I don't know why you're raising my name in reference to torn ACLs. Good luck with it OTF. You'll be back on the dancefloor strutting it to Men At Work before you know it. Expand Physio is working towards it as we speak. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23284 Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 On 27/07/2023 at 01:18, sammynb said: You have to wonder how good he is because the Tigers are crap for a reason! BTW I coached Brooksy as a footballer up until he was 13 and the Tigers said no more. He could have made it as championship level footballer except for the "thinking" aspect of the sport. You'll be fine and back to playing O35 in a season or so. Took about 18 months before I could hit a ball like pre ACL replacement but then again that was 20 years ago, so you'll probably be bionic like Gemmill after this - just make sure you don't tick the chinese mouse option! Expand Since gaz Ellis left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8565 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 On 27/07/2023 at 01:18, sammynb said: You have to wonder how good he is because the Tigers are crap for a reason! Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23938 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 On 28/07/2023 at 10:19, OTF said: Expand 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1368 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 On 27/07/2023 at 03:58, OTF said: Physio is working towards it as we speak. Expand Never occured to me until now that this was the inspiration behind the final Champs album cover. Ammusingly, there was a track on the previous album named "I am the Album Cover". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11336 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Got a letter a few weeks ago saying I needed to arrange an appointment for a health check. Just assumed it was standard practise for people over 40 so sorted it out for today. But everyone I've spoken to bout it says they've either never had one, or only started having regularly them when they were much, much older. I think I've been mistaken for someone else again, just as I was with the vaccine. They confused/conflated my records with some other bloke who apparently had a transplant, and sickle cell anaemia. Now I'm 80% sure I've not had a transplant, and I know for a fact I don't have sickle cell. Any one on here have an NHS mandated health check at 42? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33607 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 On 18/08/2023 at 09:28, The Fish said: Now I'm 80% sure I've not had a transplant, Expand You 100% haven't had a hair transplant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11336 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 On 18/08/2023 at 09:30, ewerk said: You 100% haven't had a hair transplant. Expand I did, but it's entirely on my calves. Got a lovely side parting on one and corn rows on the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51090 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Aye I had one of these. It was pre Covid and I've never had anything similar since. Maybe they're kicking them off again and prioritising the weakest? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51090 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 If you're hoping for the finger up the arse (and we both know you are), then you're gonna be disappointed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11336 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 On 18/08/2023 at 09:41, Gemmill said: Aye I had one of these. It was pre Covid and I've never had anything similar since. Maybe they're kicking them off again and prioritising the weakest? Expand Well she's going to get a shock when the results come back and I'm essentially Thor without the flowing locks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11336 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 On 18/08/2023 at 09:41, Gemmill said: If you're hoping for the finger up the arse (and we both know you are), then you're gonna be disappointed. Expand Only until I get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51090 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 On 18/08/2023 at 09:44, The Fish said: Only until I get home. Expand Why wait that long? Pop one in as you're leaving the surgery. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11336 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 On 18/08/2023 at 09:47, Gemmill said: Why wait that long? Pop one in as you're leaving the surgery. Expand Can't believe I need to tell you this again, but; You're Not allowed to have a pokey bum wank in public. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51090 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 I will wipe my finger across the face of anyone that tries to stop me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4669 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Had my last 6 monthly checkup after the cancer and been officially discharged, drinks later I reckon 14 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12647 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Good news Strawb 🙂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7742 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 I didn’t get anything for my 42nd. Not even a finger. tbf I think you should start it getting checked around this age? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45791 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 On 18/08/2023 at 09:55, strawb said: Had my last 6 monthly checkup after the cancer and been officially discharged, drinks later I reckon Expand Belting news that mate 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14774 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 On 18/08/2023 at 09:55, strawb said: Had my last 6 monthly checkup after the cancer and been officially discharged, drinks later I reckon Expand Class. Start slow before hitting the brandy would be my advice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12647 Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 On 18/08/2023 at 19:25, Ayatollah Hermione said: Class. Start slow before hitting the brandy would be my advice Expand Fuck that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1368 Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 On 18/08/2023 at 09:28, The Fish said: Got a letter a few weeks ago saying I needed to arrange an appointment for a health check. Just assumed it was standard practise for people over 40 so sorted it out for today. But everyone I've spoken to bout it says they've either never had one, or only started having regularly them when they were much, much older. I think I've been mistaken for someone else again, just as I was with the vaccine. They confused/conflated my records with some other bloke who apparently had a transplant, and sickle cell anaemia. Now I'm 80% sure I've not had a transplant, and I know for a fact I don't have sickle cell. Any one on here have an NHS mandated health check at 42? Expand Not meaning to give you the fear mate but I'm just on the other side of 40 and the whole unexpected appointment for an checkup was where I was belatedly given my emhysema diagnosis. Doubt you've got emphysema like. Mines was a random Respiratory clinic outpatient appointment that I wasn't expecting, just assumed it was going to be a quick follow up to my last pneumothorax a few years prior. Instead got put through a barrage of breathing tests by some guy who had a confused look on his face at the end of each one when he said "okay, that's normal". After all the fucking tests I got to speak with a respiratory doctor who was also a bit confused and asked a whole fucking bunch of questions about my medical history to make sure they hadnt mixed me up with another Mr Blastronaut, before eventually pulling up a 15 year old CT scan of my lungs and saying "right well, your lung function based on those tests is still normal". Me: "ok great, that's a relief. I wasn't expecting all those tests. Hey, why are we looking at an old CT scan?" Hopefully yours is nothing and they've got the wrong Mr Fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11336 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 On 26/08/2023 at 19:01, Blastronaut said: Not meaning to give you the fear mate but I'm just on the other side of 40 and the whole unexpected appointment for an checkup was where I was belatedly given my emhysema diagnosis. Doubt you've got emphysema like. Mines was a random Respiratory clinic outpatient appointment that I wasn't expecting, just assumed it was going to be a quick follow up to my last pneumothorax a few years prior. Instead got put through a barrage of breathing tests by some guy who had a confused look on his face at the end of each one when he said "okay, that's normal". After all the fucking tests I got to speak with a respiratory doctor who was also a bit confused and asked a whole fucking bunch of questions about my medical history to make sure they hadnt mixed me up with another Mr Blastronaut, before eventually pulling up a 15 year old CT scan of my lungs and saying "right well, your lung function based on those tests is still normal". Me: "ok great, that's a relief. I wasn't expecting all those tests. Hey, why are we looking at an old CT scan?" Hopefully yours is nothing and they've got the wrong Mr Fish. Expand Nope the right Monsieur Piscine, just a random "hey you're over 40, lets get you in for an MOT." Everything is rosy. Even passed the lie detector test. "How much do you drink? Ok, but how much do you really drink?" Bloods came back clean too. Makes me think too much was made at Uni of the threat excessive drinking and illegal drugs are to your health. I ate, drank and took like I was immortal, seems like maybe I am. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23938 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 On 18/08/2023 at 09:55, strawb said: Had my last 6 monthly checkup after the cancer and been officially discharged, drinks later I reckon Expand It doesn’t get much better than that. The sort of news that warrants getting blackout drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45791 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 I broke my fucking toe on my first drop this morning. One 11 hour shift later and it’s throbbing like a bastard. Just taken my boot off to have a look at it and for some reason I’m suddenly craving some Morcilla Blood Sausage Ffs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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