Kid Dynamite 7011 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I'm off to Dubai on Sunday. Most on here told me it was thoroughly shit despite having not been. 5 star hotels, 40c weather, hundreds of restaurants, shops, water parks, beaches. Gutted I'm going tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 People going on holiday in September call all fuck off, wherever they are going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21868 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 yup. those days are over for me, for the next decade and a half, as of this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I sometimes wonder if Stevie believes everything he says. Cheeky. With conviction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio 0 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Off to Lisbon for a few days between Christmas and New Year for a mini break, we found hiring apartments are much easier than hotels with a three year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44556 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Long time no see, welcome back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 How did he get in? Via Hungary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42190 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1224 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Just came back from a couple of weeks in Thailand. Spent time in Bangkok and Phuket and absolutely loved it. The Thai's are a really nice bunch of people who will happily go out of their way to make you feel welcome even in the worlds busiest city. I'd recommend it to anyone. Unfortuntately we were pissed or hungover from the Chang most of the time so we didn't get a chance to do or see as much as we'd intended. Hopefully I'll get to go back and make up for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44556 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Just came back from a couple of weeks in Thailand. Spent time in Bangkok and Phuket and absolutely loved it. The Thai's are a really nice bunch of people who will happily go out of their way to make you feel welcome even in the worlds busiest city. I'd recommend it to anyone. Unfortuntately we were pissed or hungover from the Chang most of the time so we didn't get a chance to do or see as much as we'd intended. Hopefully I'll get to go back and make up for that. Classic sex tourist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21868 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 happy to go out of their way to make you feel welcome. plenty of extras along the tour then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13842 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 DK will be spotted on "Sun, Sea and Sex Tourism" on Channel 5, stumbling out of a wank parlour with his pants undone in 4 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34952 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10814 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Classic sex tourist. Is "Classic Sex" like 70s shit, with huge hairy growlers and more wahwah pedal than you know what to do with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1224 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Is "Classic Sex" like 70s shit, with huge hairy growlers and more wahwah pedal than you know what to do with.Aye that was pretty much what it was like! Actually I can confirm that I never got a massage let alone a happy ending and the only time I saw a partially naked ladyboy was when two were scrapping. I think Pattaya is more your sex tourist teritorry. There were plenty of families in Phuket. Wouldn't take mine like but each to their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32888 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Don't be fooled by the tale that I got I'm still, I'm still Kelly from Bangkok, I used to have a fanny now I got a cock Gonna love you long time, That's a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7011 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Fwiw Dubai was mint, if you can turn a blind eye to the humans rights abuses of the migrant workers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13842 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Don't be fooled by the tale that I got I'm still, I'm still Kelly from Bangkok, I used to have a fanny now I got a cock Gonna love you long time, That's a lot! Get that recorded, throw it on Vine, become a superstar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21868 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Fwiw Dubai was mint, if you can turn a blind eye to the humans rights abuses of the migrant workers. Never let the odd bit of human rights abuse spoil your holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Never let the odd bit of human rights abuse spoil your holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32888 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Get that recorded, throw it on Vine, become a superstar. "Yeah! yeah! C'mon! The J Lo remix Twenty fifteen, coming right at you!....... ......Don't be fooled by the tale that I got, I'm still, I'm still Kelly from Bangkok, I used to have a fanny now I've got a cock, Gonna love you long time, That's a lot!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44556 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Fucking "Yeah! Yeah! C'mon!" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32888 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 (edited) Fucking "Yeah! Yeah! C'mon!" :lol: You'll have to forgive my ignorance on the concert patter of diva popstars, what would she say or chant to her fans? "Wooh! yeah! Is everybody having a good time? Wave those fairy cakes in the air like you don't care!" Edited September 29, 2015 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44556 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Yeah! Yeah! C'mon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32888 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Yeah! Yeah! C'mon! I can see you'd be right into the spirit of it! TWO TIMES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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